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  1. In case anyone missed it, the cat is officially out of the bag: http://tinyurl.com/4e289g 4:50 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from web
  2. @jasongraphix The truth is out there - http://tinyurl.com/4e289g 1:32 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from web in reply to jasongraphix
  3. @tonychester In due time. Are you tired of being the target of unnecessary harassment? 5:30 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from web in reply to tonychester
  4. @lauterhaus Evidence proving their innocence would also incriminate us as the perpetrators, which defeats the purpose of framing someone. 5:20 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from web in reply to lauter
  5. @mailchimp Our plan to frame them was very thorough. Poor bastards are probably wondering why they are getting so many lost password emails. 5:05 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from web in reply to mailchimp
  6. The gauntlet has been thrown by @lauterhaus and @mailchimp. Our true identity? The Chimp Liberation Front. http://budurl.com/znez 2:39 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from web
  7. @mailchimp The chimp says that name is a harsh reminder of the overbearing capitalist establishment from which he is trying to escape. 7:54 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from web in reply to mailchimp
  8. The chimp finally spoke this morning: "Stop calling me Freddie. That's my slave name." Any suggestions on what his new name should be? 7:31 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from web
  9. @CWSites If you love someone, you set them free. If the chimp heads back to Atlanta on his own, then it was meant to be. 6:50 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from web in reply to CWSites
  10. @aarron Our behavior modification program has been quite successful. The chimp is now free of his addiction to both alcohol and tobacco. 6:40 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from web in reply to aarron
  11. Today's snack, shot on an ambiguous background since we've given OnWired enough trouble: http://flickr.com/photos/ih... 12:28 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from web
  12. @jasongraphix That is a fine piece of Photoshoppery, but alas, it is just wishful thinking. The chimp is still firmly in our possession. 11:46 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web in reply to jasongraphix
  13. @stephenmartin Thank you for the offer. We may be in touch, as we need to evade operatives from PETA and SPCA as well. 7:50 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web in reply to stephenmartin
  14. @cuppy I appreciate the offer. We may need to relocate the package if the location of our safe house is compromised. 6:17 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web in reply to cuppy
  15. @mailchimp That shot was carefully composed to create yet another finger pointing directly at our patsy. You have a sharp eye, my friend. 6:15 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web in reply to mailchimp
  16. The chimp apparently prefers Dominican plantains. Maybe we should go to Trader Joe's (since there's one 1/2 mile from OnWired's office). 5:23 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web
  17. @kenseals Thank you for your thorough investigation. Our plan to frame OnWired has gone better than we could have possibly imagined. 5:21 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web in reply to kenseals
  18. @aarron Your code-fu is weak, but ours is strong. 6:04 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to aarron
  19. @kenseals It takes a genius to make you think one thing happened when the truth is entirely different. Ever see "The Usual Suspects"? 5:41 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to kenseals
  20. @kenseals Your thinly-constructed argument consists of purely circumstantial evidence which we carefully orchestrated to cover our tracks. 5:40 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from web in reply to kenseals