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  1. First drving lesson in 17 years, then ham, egg & chips at the farm with mates and kiddies, rapid run for NYE booze complete, productive day! about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. #littlechef Early Starter w. tea & toast. A303. Christmas is officially ON. 3:59 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  3. Watcing it snow in Harrogate, while snug having tea & scones. My scrooge-like heart is thawing. Aw, maybe christmas isn't so bad after all. 9:06 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  4. Rockin out to Peak FM, Sheffield. Already I can't understand a damn word the DJ says. Ey oop chuck thars snow up in t'air. By gum. 5:59 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  5. En route to Slaithwaite, Hudds, Yorkshire. M1 snowstorm. Flat caps & hatred of southern poofs mandatory. Can you feintly hear brass bands? 3:19 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  6. I scrape the frost from my car windscreen with ICA Membership card. Wife takes kitchen scraps out to compost. It hits me: I am middle aged. 1:01 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  7. Julie Barnes: "Refer to me as Princess Bullet Hole". Priceless! 12:38 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  8. #hackday tomorrow I will be standing in a shower and pelted with angel delight on camera, all for hackday. Make sure you see the final cut. 11:53 AM Dec 9th from web
  9. #lbirave bombing the place would increase the speed of the Internet by 40% But you played Papua New Guinea. Who can argue? 2:40 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  10. #lbirave Iain is so cool he's even dj'ing without being here. Also, just invented Wolverine rave claws. WIN. 12:38 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  11. @iaintait I know the woman who made Flower, she's called Robin Hunike. Will send you her email, you would get on.. 3:41 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to iaintait
  12. @aszolty hope you are finding the tour acceptable. I feel responsible for England! See you guys Friday xxx 3:39 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to aszolty
  13. En route to Hospitality @ Matter. Nice dinner before hand, driven there and back. Maybe clubbing In your 30's does have some benefits! 12:57 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  14. @alison_light come home! I might not have a gammy leg but I have a gammy brain. Grrrrawr. 3:56 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to alison_light
  15. I feel like getting filthy on Twitter. How much is too much? Grrrawow? 3:47 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  16. Classic statement from pub drunk: Tony & Guy is the Morrisons of hairdressers. FACT. 3:34 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  17. @mr_bingo http://twitpic.com/l8ler - I want your red hot furburger Bing. Gimme. 8:08 AM Oct 12th from TwitPic
  18. Blown away watching Cosmos. Can't believe how topical it is today. I miss Carl Sagan, what a wonderful guy. Pure inspiration. 1:14 PM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  19. Why are London Buses painted red? To hide the blood of crushed cyclists. Honestly it was a twatfest out there today. #londoncycling #fail 12:33 AM Oct 6th from web
  20. #iaintait #why ? because he's the most influential person in new media; that's why 4:05 AM Oct 1st from web