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  1. Some kids are awesome. Me: I'm so smart. My nephew: Yea me too.
  2. Todays my last day to enter to win my starbucks contest. You can enter as many times as you want! http://www.ihatesomuch.com/...
  3. @katieblogs dm me with it, turd. @francobeans my cleave has marinated and is ready for thanksgiving. Next time it will be pepper.
  4. @katieblogs p.s. I tried to text you yesterday but some boy had your phone. I think he's coming to my house in a painted on tuxedo.
  5. Salt! Salt! Salt! Happy birthday, @francobeans.
  6. Sushi brunch. Two of my fave things combined. High five
  7. Happy Birthday, @francobeans. No one will ever top the salting I gave you last night.
  8. @katierose_ just salted me!!!!!!
  9. Omg there is live music I want to die.
  10. @flipflopsinrain yep!
  11. Our bartender is pretty awesome-- everyone get here.
  12. Vapianos is a genius idea.
  13. Blowjobs! Lazy! Pasta!
  14. @makarlin yes! Anytime babe @jkesner yep! I start on the 23rd
  15. At RFD with @bruff2 and @nicoleisbetter
  16. And I have an apartment. Woo!!
  17. People are wearing winter coats... Wtf
  18. Seeing an apartment today. Someone rescue me from being an adult.
  19. @GingerMandy SHUT UP. I've always been a slut, not just because of my bump it. @DCPrincessQ Buy one. Do it. Also I want (925) to call me.
  20. @frickineh you should get one. they're only like 10 bucks. @legallush yea i just can't get it in there right... twss.