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PERFECTION. RT @pithycomments It's like it knows @ihatesomuch twitter.com/pithycomments/… about 5 hours ago via web
@TiffPerry no clue... I read it in an article today about 8 hours ago via web in reply to TiffPerry
@cariannlyle @pithycomments @woolley_amanda @mathemagical you all could come visit and we can watch it together! about 13 hours ago via web in reply to cariannlyle
If anyone was wondering, the word sweatpants is mentioned in 50 Shades of Gray 14 times. #themoreyouknow about 13 hours ago via web
@cariannlyle @pithycomments @mathemagical @woolley_amanda WHAT YOU HAVENT WATCHED FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS? WHO ARE YOU? about 13 hours ago via web in reply to cariannlyle
@mathemagical @cariannlyle @pithycomments @woolley_amanda I like Armie, but he's no Taylor Kitsch. Come on. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to mathemagical
@_darlingamanda so much pressure signing cards. @coffeeonwheels hovered over me for 5 minutes while I tried to figure out what to write. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to _darlingamanda
@pithycomments @cariannlyle pish posh I can trick anyone into anything. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to pithycomments
@Caryn_Levy there are beaches and biscuits here! and brunch. and boys. all wonderful b words. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to Caryn_Levy
@Caryn_Levy east! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Caryn_Levy
I know the Carley Rae Jepsen stuff is getting old, but this is adorable. Adopt me, maybe? chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/luncht… 6:44 PM May 31st via web
Hardest task of the day? Picking out my favorite @ModifyWatches combination. Too many amazing choices. cc: @doniree @jennirandall @cheryeung 1:08 PM May 31st via web
@tara_lane @brandyismagic HAHAHA 8:49 PM May 30th via web in reply to tara_lane
@BrandonHoang_ @cariannlyle Carl is Cari's alter ego, but now that I know there's a troll that I wasn't introduced to, I must come back. 5:16 PM May 30th via web in reply to BrandonHoang_
@cariannlyle me too. If someone hurts my Carl there will be hell to pay. 4:48 PM May 30th via web in reply to cariannlyle
Purchasing the paid version of Bejeweled is the best 99 cents I've ever spent. 4:38 PM May 30th via web
Emailed @sephora bc I'm getting an error when trying to order online. They ask me to place via phone. No thanks, I'll get it elsewhere. 11:38 AM May 30th via web
Apparently there's something about me that says, "will work for shirtless marky mark pics." Right, @Moe3131? 11:05 AM May 30th via web
My mom: I emailed you today to let you know my Internet wasn't working. 8:55 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Subject Lines of Obama Campaign Emails That Sound Like a Stalker Wrote Them | The Hairpin thehairpin.com/2012/05/subjec… 12:33 PM May 29th via Tweet Button

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