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ihateksharpe

  1. @haidanib not cute. twitter.com/ihateksharpe/s… 11:48 AM May 17th via web
  2. Why do longboards exist? Oh right, so I can make fun of morons who push with their front foot. 2:53 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Time for everyone to pretend that they love The Beastie Boys. 11:47 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @MinghagMcCarthy I would but I already cut my arms off. 4:53 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MinghagMcCarthy
  5. @MinghagMcCarthy trade dick pics? 4:51 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Not having enough money on your school ID to print all your final papers. #englishmajorproblems 11:08 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @MittRomney and what do you propose to do? You're very good at point out POTUS problems but awful at offering solutions. 8:36 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MittRomney
  8. If conservatives really want to protect the lives of children why don't they stop trying to ban abortion and start trying to ban war. 8:35 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @newtgingrich are you kidding me? It's partisan fuckers like you that are ruining our country. #newt2012 1:13 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. The best part of today is that my t-shirt has a pocket. I wish I had something to put in the pocket though. 8:40 AM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @TempleUniv how bout you be more straight with TU alerts? I pay you guys enough to get a straight answer when someone gets shot or something 8:52 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I just wanna do my laundry and take a nap. 1:37 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @haidanib I heard you do coke. 1:36 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I really want red pants. 4:08 PM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPhone