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  1. Next year I guess I should take into account breathing before deciding to lace a corset within an inch of it's life. 6:49 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  2. Happy Whore-a-ween! Slutty sailors, sexy nurses. Tonight's your night. 3:44 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  3. If you're woken up to the pounding of a sewing machine at 5am to make a couture gown for my dog, you might be my neighbor. You're welcome. 4:20 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  4. I thought I'd do something scary on the eve of Halloween. I'm heading to the 24-hour Walmart. 8:59 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  5. Here I thought my Children of the Corn Halloween idea was great but Kate Gosselin's reps wouldn't return my call. 7:04 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  6. I want a Wii Fit so I can give the illusion I care about fitness while still maintaining my current state of laziness. 4:50 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  7. I have to make my dog's matching costume tonight. Lagging when it comes to productivity but not in insanity to think my dog needs a costume. 2:54 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  8. Guys dressing as the whole dick in a box thing. Just save the hassle and put yourself in a box because you look like a dick in that costume. 12:47 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  9. My social circle is broad enough to say I just ran into my ex-friend's-baby-daddy's-son-from-another-mom-dressed-like-his-dad-for-Halloween. 11:47 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  10. Every night I feel compelled to check TLC to ensure I'm not missing some horrifying new reality show. Nope. Tonight we're good. 7:03 PM Oct 29th from web
  11. I'm really looking forward to seeing what Lindsay Lohan looks like when she's 60. 6:34 PM Oct 29th from web
  12. I'm confused. So before Facebook did adults just sit around a table and discuss farming fake crops? 6:08 PM Oct 29th from Birdhouse
  13. I'm on so many people's shit lists. Literally. I'm on "Shit List" lists. I don't know what to say. Also "Smarmy." I win. 3:53 PM Oct 29th from web
  14. To those asking if I am okay, I appreciate it. I honestly don't know right now. I'll have some more answers soon hopefully. 5:41 PM Oct 28th from web
  15. May be a little scattered with my posts lately. Real life hass handed me a double-helping of bad news today. 5:29 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  16. Lortab, Soma, Xanax & Hot Tamales contrary to popular belief is not making this day any better. Peanut butter cups might be the ticket. 4:21 PM Oct 28th from web
  17. Look Jamie Lee Curtis, how long have you been advertising Activia? If you're still not 'regular' by now I'm not buying into that shit. 9:45 PM Oct 27th from web
  18. Rosie O'Donnell has a rule she won't date anyone famous. Quick. Someone please make me famous so I'm officially out of the pool. 6:38 PM Oct 27th from web
  19. Dr. Oz is doing a search for the "Unhealthiest Person in America." I thought about entering but I don't want to smoke the competition. 4:48 PM Oct 27th from web
  20. Just blocked my first person with Google Voice. Now when they call it will sound like my number is not in service. I've never felt so alive. 4:15 PM Oct 27th from web