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I got excited when I thought I saw reindeer droppings outside my door. Turns out the neighbor just forgot to pick up his dog's shit.
about 17 hours ago
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It has been close to a month without cable or Internet. Throw in a bonnet and I might as well just go Amish at this point.
2:59 PM Nov 30th
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After 20 some days of no TV or internet, it has come to the point where I'd even sit down for an episode of The Hills. It's that bad.
12:49 AM Nov 29th
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I don't know what is going on next door. Either my neighbor is taking a shot at singing opera or there's a farm animal being slaughtered.
12:53 PM Nov 25th
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I taped a piece of paper with "Who cares?" to my cable-less TV. It's almost like I'm watching the finale of Dancing with the B-listers.
5:51 PM Nov 24th
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I don't think I've gone this long without cable or Internet since I had real estate in my mother's womb.
7:57 PM Nov 22nd
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Don't cry over spilled milk or salt your potatoes while lying in bed. Apparently. Excuse me while I wash off the salt I'm rolling around in.
9:08 PM Nov 15th
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It has been six days without cable. I've taken up knitting and wouldn't be surprised if I start churning my own butter.
6:12 PM Nov 15th
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I'm really excited the release of Sarah Palin's book has been moved up to Tuesday. I'm also becoming a nun. Sometimes I lie about stuff too.
1:17 AM Nov 15th
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I found nail clippers, a tampon, phone charger and 2 lighters in my handbag. Tonight's about to get wild.
6:32 PM Nov 14th
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I know you're all excited that there's water on the moon, but call me when they find Skittles or donuts. Actually don't call, text.
2:42 PM Nov 13th
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Sarah Jessica Parker alledgedly enjoys the scent of a wet diaper. Turns out her taste is just as scary as her face.
12:59 PM Nov 13th
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Life is fickle and doesn't always answer the big questions. Like, how do I make my hand stop going numb from excessive Bejeweled playing?
11:50 PM Nov 12th
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Stay classy woman ahead of me in Target who just bought the economy-size Arbor Mist bottle, stay classy.
6:23 PM Nov 12th
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My cable and Internet has been shut down. My sanity now literally lies in my own hands.
My iPhone.
12:57 PM Nov 11th
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Only six more days! Better dust off my party pants.
11:00 PM Nov 10th
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Everytime the fire alarm goes off it stops at the exact moment I finally put clothes on. This is why I support nudist colonies.
7:23 PM Nov 10th
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My daily physical activity regimen consists of locating the remote control. Rest assured, it's rigorous.
1:30 PM Nov 10th
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I'm getting excited for this Twilight New Moon shit like I get excited for a splash of warm acid to the face.
8:01 PM Nov 9th
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So other than Sammy Sosa turning himself into a fat white woman, what else is going on? (via @)
7:59 PM Nov 9th
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- Name Miss K
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.iamigo...
- Bio I don't like celery and I dress like a bee.
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