iggysmalls
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Girl walkin in front of me venting about her bf & homie w/ her says maybe he "oughta use" 1 of his "new bullets on his fuckin head". Daaamn.
about 23 hours ago
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Didn't u just fire Tiesto, @?!?
12:10 AM Nov 22nd
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"What, your libido can't handle a friendly dance?" (I don't even know what to say anymore)
12:01 AM Nov 22nd
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Oh, she's on a tear: "u know polacks & hungarians have an undying affinity for each other... & I'm hungarian" (I'm not polish).
11:56 PM Nov 21st
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Just whispered to me: "I think, clearly, youuuu, clearly, haven't had enough drugs in u tonight." Nope, u win!
11:44 PM Nov 21st
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@ shit dude, what do u expect? Mine is in NYC for a week (withdrawal). PS - why is rio playin the 2:30 am gay card? :/
11:33 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to oneloveartists
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@ I dunno yo. The ony thing scarier than on stage crying dude is red tshirt dude takin pics of u with his iphone.
11:16 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to oneloveartists
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Mr.Mushroom Jazz Mark Farina tearin' down our Bleu Nuit Saturdays @ Ritual!!!
10:34 PM Nov 21st
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@ patron & ice was a bad look. The redbull addition = better look (taste-wise, not health )
9:59 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to oneloveartists
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Whoa, moms just hinted @ me "being drunk". A) I'm not, even. B) she's the one hosting a party @ which I can't find a proper DD at!
8:38 PM Nov 21st
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I should be @ the club by now but can't... stop... eating........
7:53 PM Nov 21st
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The fam always does it up proper for dinner.
4:20 PM Nov 21st
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For my 1000th tweet, some real talk: "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who could do him absolutely no good"-Samuel Johnson
9:43 AM Nov 21st
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Peep the good homie @ & the @ fam mix live @ right naooow!
5:38 PM Nov 20th
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Whoa. Finger tutting x @'s (1/3 of @) "ants"
4:27 PM Nov 19th
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@ its online? if so, linkage pleaaaaase.
3:07 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to TomWrecks
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U want funny? Mitch Hedberg (RIP) @ his finest -
12:42 PM Nov 19th
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@ = SERIOUS front back ()
10:34 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to mymanhenri
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Top 10 Internet Moments of the Decade -
10:19 AM Nov 19th
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Biggups to the maps application on my blackberry for saving our asses during peak time restaurant hunting.
5:30 PM Nov 17th
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- Name iggy smalls
- Location Ottawa
- Web http://AwkwardPro...
- Bio I only fux with Nutella sandwiches, mixed chicks, and good musics. I also throw parteez.
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