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  1. Hey, my publisher wouldn't let me insult vampires in the dedication of my new book. Those vampires have really DO have a lot of power! 8:50 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  2. Oh, come on. Somebody's gotta buy my book! Seriously. I'm stranded in another frequency. At least pretend that you care. (Too needy? Sorry.) 8:00 PM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  3. Oh, man. That Feig guy has been plugging the paperback of my adventures. Sorry about that. I think he needs professional help. Seriously. 3:33 PM Oct 21st, 2009 from web
  4. Sorry for disappearing. No electricity in this frequency and my phone died. Had to charge it with static from my sweater. It was not easy. 9:27 AM Sep 7th, 2009 from web
  5. I can't tell you what I'm looking at right now. But if you could see it, there's a good chance you might load your pants. Seriously. 10:56 PM Aug 31st, 2009 from web
  6. How have I managed to be a total dork in numerous worlds? I'm pretty sure I'll be able to humiliate myself in every frequency. Yay for me. 6:14 PM Aug 30th, 2009 from web
  7. Why are farts so funny? Seriously. I don't want to laugh. And yet I always do. I blame society. 8:19 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from Tweetie
  8. The people who put out the books about my adventures say I talk about farts and turds too much. Hey, did I say I was the Queen of England? 10:15 PM Aug 21st, 2009 from web
  9. Please send clean underwear to the frequency next to ours. I'm beginning to offend, I fear. Oh, and send chocolate, too, while you're at it. 9:41 PM Aug 19th, 2009 from web
  10. Hot lunch in this frequency means whatever's been sitting out in the sun. I just ate something warm that I'd rather not think about now. 3:32 PM Aug 14th, 2009 from web
  11. Why do they call it tetherball? They should call it break-your-stupid-hand-on-the-metal-thing-that-attaches-the-rope-to-the-ball ball. 11:21 PM Aug 13th, 2009 from web
  12. What's your favorite school hot lunch item? Mine's Ben Franklin Beans. Not sure what's so Ben Frankin about them, though. #favhotlunch 12:45 PM Aug 12th, 2009 from web
  13. Hey, I've got new followers! Sweet. Thanks for coming on board. I'll try not to be too annoying. Not sure if I'll succeed, though. Sorry. 11:01 AM Aug 11th, 2009 from web
  14. Oh, man, I just lost a follower. Must have been a vampire. See, vampires can dish it out but they can't take it. Frequenauts can! We rule!!! 8:04 AM Aug 11th, 2009 from web
  15. People, seriously, enough with the vampires. I'm stuck in another frequency trying to save your butts. How about a little support here, huh? 9:50 PM Aug 10th, 2009 from web
  16. @paulfeig Can you get a frequency transporter & send one of those cupcakes my way? & some milk? & instructions on how to use a transporter? 1:46 PM Aug 8th, 2009 from Tweetie
  17. Good things about this frequency I'm stuck in: no dodgeball, no algebra tests, no Frank Gutenkunitz. Bad things: Everything else! 10:00 AM Aug 8th, 2009 from Tweetie
  18. Just realized most of you don't know anything about me. Which means I could tell you anything. Hmm ... Tempting. 4:23 PM Aug 7th, 2009 from mobile web
  19. A frequenaut can kick a vampire's butt anyday. I'd like to see a vampire take on a killer octopus guy! (Karen made me write this - Iggy) 10:54 AM Aug 5th, 2009 from mobile web
  20. Seriously, I need some real food. Just ate a hockey puck-looking thing sandwiched between two orange leaves. Tasted like a urinal cake. Ugh. 3:59 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from web
  • Name Ignatius MacFarland
  • Location I'm never quite sure.
  • Web http://bit.ly/iggy1
  • Bio I am a frequenaut, which means I jump frequencies. And am super cool. Well, maybe not that last part.
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