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  1. Usher and Minaj, cruising for pussy together. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. When it all gets hot, everything drops, eyes on your man, hands on your pot. mary j. blige. kitchen. 1:57 PM Dec 22nd from web
  3. Gotta water bottle of full whiskey in my handbag, got my drunk text on, I'll regret in the mornin', but tonight... kesha. take it off. 7:03 AM Dec 21st from web
  4. Rollin' with the homies. :( You were the first "celebrity" who was ever nice to me. Thanks for the orange, Brittany 6:36 PM Dec 20th from web
  5. @Apparatchik I have debated that idea for years...or at least, write a book, sell it, and then use THAT money for such fun tidings. 6:08 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to Apparatchik
  6. my dad just offered to send me to ex-gay therapy and referred to Obama and C. Powell as Negroes in the span of 10 mins. Merry Christmas! #fb 10:18 AM Dec 20th from txt
  7. sexy suburban boys with South Jersey accents shoveling 20 inches of snow in pajamas. #fb 9:15 AM Dec 20th from txt
  8. white (10 inches of snow so far), blue (Xanax & me), black (Johnny Walker). But not Christmas. Only one other sibling here. Kill me. #fb 1:32 PM Dec 19th from txt
  9. I went to pastry school, and have no idea if I need to keep pumpkin pie in the fridge overnight. 7:35 PM Dec 18th from web
  10. @joshhuffman You shoulda asked me, girl. 6:35 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to joshhuffman
  11. this pill is making me wanna say all sorts of things. ruh-roh. 1:46 PM Dec 18th from web
  12. just yelled out loud "Damn Dad, get off my dick!" as my father called me for the 7th time in 28 hours. Xanax time? 9:21 AM Dec 18th from web
  13. Inspirational MJB voiceover at 3:14. 3:40 PM Dec 17th from web
  14. would it make us look crazy or would it be so beautiful? either way I'm sayin'... alicia keys featuring drake. un-thinkable. 3:31 PM Dec 17th from web
  15. @ericamichele LOL. Not sure that's such a party mix. Why can't you text me, Missy? 10:46 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to ericamichele
  16. Sugababes 1.0, "New Year". Awwww. RIP Sugababes 1.0. 10:46 AM Dec 17th from web
  17. RT @miserybear: Thank you everyone who tweeted my Xmas video today. *bear hugs* Here it is again in case you missed it. http://bit.ly/4XEXlS 10:19 AM Dec 17th from web
  18. @ericamichele Your office party has beer pong? Wow. Just wow. 10:15 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to ericamichele
  19. (500) Days of Le Sigh. That means I get a tasty reboot tomorrow, no? Are you listening, Santa? Ding dong. Christmas wish. Mistletoe. Wha? 9:43 AM Dec 17th from web
  20. Rosie Thomas's "Why Can't It Be Christmastime All Year" is just as cute this year as it was last year. YAYYY. 9:34 AM Dec 17th from web