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  1. Snuggling is the gateway hug about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Rockin’ the Old School Fail Whale about 2 hours ago from web
  3. To alot of Schoolmarms every where: Hope your mad. “Sincerely”; the Grammar Gremlin about 5 hours ago from web
  4. Soylent Mint Chip #benandjerryfailures about 6 hours ago from web
  5. Liquor store that carries abba zabba, tap studio, laundromat/homeless shelter, parking spot w/abandoned purple ’81 Cutlass #perfectstripmall about 8 hours ago from web
  6. Getting no sleep:thinking :: (…): (…) about 13 hours ago from web
  7. Kid’s school band concert tonight. They closed with something by Black Flag, I’m pretty sure. about 23 hours ago from web
  8. Despair is a dish best not served or even prepared, so that at about 11 o’clock you just have frozen pizza and self loathing. about 23 hours ago from web
  9. Love is a dish best served on a bed of endive and honey dipping sauce. 5:29 PM Dec 1st from web
  10. Klutziness is a dish best bumped into the skillet so that it falls off the stove and smashes the bejeezus out of your baby toe. 5:22 PM Dec 1st from web
  11. Impulsivity is a dish best heated up in the microwave wrapped in foil. 3:51 PM Dec 1st from web
  12. Shame is also a dish best served cold, so cold that the spoon gets stuck to your tongue and you hav do exbwain wha habbend in da hothbidle. 3:29 PM Dec 1st from web
  13. The research results show Turducken is only funny sounding, not funny. Thank you all for participating in the study. 10:02 AM Dec 1st from web
  14. I think I may have heard the instrumental elevator rendition of Wooly Bully. 9:28 AM Dec 1st from web
  15. Wifing my resources 7:13 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. Mental note: remember to bring opera glasses to Royal Gala of the Alcatwaz tweetup. 11:52 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. @emzbulletproof But I bet you've mistressed it 8:59 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to emzbulletproof
  18. Passive-aggressive revenge is a dish best served with a slightly congealed frittata made with leftovers and clashing spices. 5:36 PM Nov 30th from web
  19. #tomemetheimpossiblememe 4:04 PM Nov 30th from web