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  1. Oh good, they changed the formula of my shampoo. Now I don't have to put cheap perfume on my head before work, it's already there!about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Who changed permissions on my Word file to lock me out? C'mon, who did it? Who Doc blocked me?8:43 PM Jul 13th from Birdhouse
  3. @wood No one's, or no one else's?5:55 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to wood
  4. Saying Spokane so @SpokaneTracker doesn't get bored.12:33 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to SpokaneTracker
  5. All people did to indicate I forgot my glasses was be slightly fuzzy. What are you, the rules on incest in the Bible?1:19 PM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
  6. @TerryBain Happy Birthday! Hope Spokane is treating you right today.9:41 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to TerryBain
  7. @ContemptSlots Good luck in there! Those studies (and the gear) are uncomfortable, but the results can be amazing.10:36 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to ContemptSlots
  8. From the diverse group that gave my tweets star, I'd venture that I'm not the only one originally from #redneckia.8:56 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  9. "He's not racist, he just hates how dirty people from India are." #redneckia8:46 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  10. The next is the last of the overheard from my painful journey to the ancestral home in #redneckia. Thanks for letting me purge!8:46 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  11. "I don't like when people are homophobic, so I just say they're gay! Then they know it's bad to call others gay." #redneckia6:17 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  12. "Yeah, the email sounded kinda crazy, but it said it was checked on Snoops.com." #redneckia5:32 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  13. "It's easy to make your own salsa! Just add black pepper to ketchup!" #redneckia2:47 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  14. "We got a dirty email that said we requested it, and I know I didn't, so it must have been him. What? Why would they lie?" #redneckia11:23 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  15. In response to gas prices rising due to Saudi action: "They oughta kill all those foreigners." #redneckia9:33 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  16. Hi @tweeteorites Please enable timelines for me @idontlivehere on http://tweeteorites.com7:30 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  17. "You said you used Skype because you were on a non-Windows computer. This is different, this is a Mac." #redneckia6:51 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  18. (racist epithet) #redneckia10:27 PM Jul 7th from Birdhouse
  19. "You shouldn't have lemon in your drink because of e. Coli." "Were there reports of that?" "Yeah, I got an email." #redneckia9:34 PM Jul 7th from Birdhouse
  20. Hotel clerk: "Didn't you go to school here?" Me: "Yes, I did." Her: "OK." *silent staring* #redneckia8:30 PM Jul 7th from Birdhouse
  • Name Live here, I don't
  • Location NorCal
  • Bio I probably won't live in the next place, either.
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