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  1. RT @dooce: Headed to a playgroup where there will be wine. I'm hoping there will be lots of neglecting the children as well. And strippers.
  2. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Hacker" simply means "a person who is skilled with computers." To describe a computer criminal, use "Linux user."
  3. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "can of whup-ass" only, as whup-ass is not sold in jars, squeeze tubes or resealable bags.
  4. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Italicize words to give your story that gangsta lean.
  5. you know Hoarders is going to be good when it opens with a shot of a goat.
  6. @ks check out fleecalista.com launching 2010...sweet apres ski gear that you can wear on the slopes.
  7. to all of you who have posted about winter weather in your area: SUCKS BEING YOU. I AM DONE WITH THAT.
  8. Archie's entire underside is almost completely white. He's starting to look like Pepe LePew. I guess Jax is stressing him out.
  9. @timoni Blast! There is nothing worse than a thwarted shopping trip.
  10. @timoni The magic mouse is pretty sweet, isn't it?
  11. AHHH! I've been accidentally listening to Boston for 10 minutes!
  12. Changing to disposable diapers for overnight is not having the desired effect. I am up at 4 am. Need more data!
  13. Twitter Facebook and Friendfeed look so much better on my new MacBook pro. Windows, you are DEAD to me.
  14. Novembeard is ending with a clogged drain...as it should.
  15. RT @shitmydadsays: "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows ...
  16. I am so done with windows. I am being asked for a password on my machine for the first time ever.
  17. Fantastic day and evening in Monterey. Yet another reason I'm glad we moved out here.
  18. Some strange noises are coming from Jax's belly. Here comes a big one!
  19. Looking for baby-friendly and possibly dog-friendly B&B in Carmel.
  20. Finished painting Jax's room, installed new dimmer with remote and matching switch AND made some kick ass pulled pork. I rock.