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  1. "Ramirez allegedly shot and killed a 66-year-old accountant, Peter Pan" Read more: http://bit.ly/1YUIye Where was Tinkerbell?
  2. You know you're young when G rated movies scare you, like my 5 year old always tells me.
  3. at first thought this was an Onion article: http://bit.ly/IegEe #biking #school
  4. feels guilty for pigging out on junk food while watching Biggest Loser. #tv #biggestloser
  5. food rating guide for married man: great = superb, good = great, so-so = good, bad = good, or else no dinner for you! #marriage #cooking
  6. overheard @safeway checkout stand, older woman reminds younger woman to get batteries for vibrator and condoms for college.
  7. is wondering whether America is falling farther behind based on reading this NYT article http://bit.ly/AunWq #psychology #parenting
  8. is wondering why proctologists always insist on shaking my hand after an examination. #proctology #medical
  9. in a meeting on the 24th floor above Penn Station. #whereiwas
  10. "make a list of everything you do as you go through the day. “Picked piece of wrapping paper off bedroom floor," http://bit.ly/18hCP0
  11. "Ethiopians offered free AIDS tests by text message" http://bit.ly/5tgbC - Amazing what you can accomplish with cell phones these days
  12. The Staircase. Best. Documentary. Ever. #murder #sex #law
  13. Kindergarten - forget about the 3 "R"s, it's learning how to wipe your ass. #school
  14. Checking out at #Safeway is a pain. No, I don't want to donate to xyz cause, now leave me alone and let me pay for crying out loud!
  15. Gail Collins NYT ed: silly quote alert: "baby with special needs" http://bit.ly/67Oib as opposed to? #gailcollins
  16. Tonsil stones: http://bit.ly/12p7Hu Now how do you 'push' on your tonsil? I thought it was buried deep inside me. Go figure. #tonsils #body
  17. “One of us, Euna, is a devout Christian whose faith infused her interest in the story,” Forget about humanity, it's about Jesus. #eunalee
  18. NYT reports NYC swine flu offensive: http://bit.ly/VWAhi -> 'close schools only as “a last resort”'; a little ironic? #swineflu #schools
  19. disgusted by school "no nut" policy. Now discouraging dairy products, too. Next, gluten ban? GIve me PB&J or give me death! #school #fascism
  20. wondering why kindergarten teacher gave note to the mothers, nothing for the dads first day, gee thanks. #kindergarten #sexism