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"Ramirez allegedly shot and killed a 66-year-old accountant, Peter Pan" Read more: Where was Tinkerbell?
12:41 AM Oct 23rd, 2009
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You know you're young when G rated movies scare you, like my 5 year old always tells me.
9:09 PM Oct 14th, 2009
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at first thought this was an Onion article:
1:11 PM Sep 30th, 2009
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feels guilty for pigging out on junk food while watching Biggest Loser.
3:07 PM Sep 23rd, 2009
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food rating guide for married man: great = superb, good = great, so-so = good, bad = good, or else no dinner for you!
10:33 PM Sep 21st, 2009
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overheard @ checkout stand, older woman reminds younger woman to get batteries for vibrator and condoms for college.
10:23 PM Sep 21st, 2009
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is wondering whether America is falling farther behind based on reading this NYT article
11:11 AM Sep 15th, 2009
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is wondering why proctologists always insist on shaking my hand after an examination.
9:13 PM Sep 14th, 2009
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in a meeting on the 24th floor above Penn Station.
9:51 AM Sep 11th, 2009
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"make a list of everything you do as you go through the day. “Picked piece of wrapping paper off bedroom floor,"
1:28 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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"Ethiopians offered free AIDS tests by text message" - Amazing what you can accomplish with cell phones these days
12:28 PM Sep 8th, 2009
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The Staircase. Best. Documentary. Ever.
4:04 PM Sep 4th, 2009
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Kindergarten - forget about the 3 "R"s, it's learning how to wipe your ass.
1:03 PM Sep 4th, 2009
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Checking out at is a pain. No, I don't want to donate to xyz cause, now leave me alone and let me pay for crying out loud!
9:36 PM Sep 3rd, 2009
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Gail Collins NYT ed: silly quote alert: "baby with special needs" as opposed to?
10:26 AM Sep 3rd, 2009
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Tonsil stones: Now how do you 'push' on your tonsil? I thought it was buried deep inside me. Go figure.
11:00 AM Sep 2nd, 2009
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“One of us, Euna, is a devout Christian whose faith infused her interest in the story,” Forget about humanity, it's about Jesus.
9:17 AM Sep 2nd, 2009
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NYT reports NYC swine flu offensive: -> 'close schools only as “a last resort”'; a little ironic?
10:05 AM Sep 1st, 2009
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disgusted by school "no nut" policy. Now discouraging dairy products, too. Next, gluten ban? GIve me PB&J or give me death!
11:30 AM Aug 31st, 2009
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wondering why kindergarten teacher gave note to the mothers, nothing for the dads first day, gee thanks.
12:01 AM Aug 31st, 2009
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