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Read @IndigoWrath's absolutely sparkling blog entry: DEEP AND CRISP AND EVEN -http://bit.ly/5MaBKm - Exceptional stuff indeed. #fb about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Right, let's get going. There is overeating to be done, relatives to insult & inappropriate presents to give. Merry Christmas everyone! #fb about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
@idifficult Ooops ! they arrived monday and send you many happy tingletides :) XXXXX /via @shloobee - oh you didn't. Oooops too. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
@idifficult My guests have /via @shloobee - They have what??? Don't leave an idiot in suspense. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
@Bianca257 Yes. Completely mad. If you can find something to buy it'll take hours to pay for it. Parking will be shite too. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Bianca257
@Gumley I'm really sorry to hear that mate. Our kind thoughts are with you. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Gumley
RT @andyy: .@jake O2 reception coverage map for the UK: green = good, yellow = ok, red = bad: http://bit.ly/7yLcoW 10:56 AM Dec 23rd from API
@shloobee Have your guests arrived? 10:54 AM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to shloobee
Travelling to London sitting on a luggage rack. My poor tush will look like it's been in a waffle maker. #fb 1:29 AM Dec 23rd from Tweetie
RT @sadknob: Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go away and bugger off somewhere else. 3:24 PM Dec 22nd from API
Apparently IE 9 does smells, but approximates anything it doesn't know to over-boiled cabbage. Safari 5 smells fine. 2:02 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
Am hearing reports that my scratch 'n' sniff masthead doesn't work on browsers below IE 9 and Safari 5. http://tinyurl.com/y8qlk7v 2:01 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
yes i have been in a car with Roth - MINUS the blindfold! /via @eolistpetite - Eyes shut or drunk works too. 9:11 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
RT @eolistpetite "clinging to the dashboard and screaming" /via @IndigoWrath - Ah you've been in a car with Roth! 7:10 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
@IndigoWrath Ah. What are their normal criteria? 4:38 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie in reply to IndigoWrath
A Slow News Day: http://tinyurl.com/y8qlk7v - Now with scratch and sniff masthead. Smell the aromas the story invokes. Bullshit mostly. 4:35 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
@IndigoWrath I didn't know they did that. Well deserved. 4:32 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie in reply to IndigoWrath
another tough journey to work. This time laundry basket had to be moved. /via @PaulKilby That's nothing I found a airer in the way too 1:25 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
RT @IndigoWrath: Sometimes you should just pay a professional to do the job properly. We could have avoided FOUR WOODEN LEGS IN THE AIR: ... 8:39 PM Dec 21st from API
yes even when no one is around! :D /via @SylintNoyz - No one? I thought you guys used rabbits to wipe your bum. 8:23 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie

Name Keith Fowler
Location Slobbering-under-the-bed
Web http://idifficult...
Bio Responsible for putting rational thought onto the endangered species list. Part-time evil genius.