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icannotsaveyou

  1. @nrend lol who won?
  2. @davet_etx who won?
  3. @brianjobling too many names in the tweet I was confused lol
  4. @davet_etx terminator 2
  5. Oh man, sooooooo close!
  6. @nrend terminator 2
  7. Lol
  8. @brianjobling terminator 2?
  9. @davet_etx Dammit LOL
  10. @davet_etx DALE Jr.
  11. @davet_etx DALE JR @davet_etx DALE JR
  12. @davet_etx dALE JR 3RD TIME
  13. @davet_etx DALE JR AGAIN
  14. @davet_etx DALE JR
  15. @davet_etx Qualifying (one lap) 2005 February 26 Kyle Busch 38.248 188.245 mph (302.951 km/h)???
  16. @simonpegg @nickjfrost @edgarwright! Where are you at? My wife is begging me to find you and we have no passes as they were 800 bucks pp.
  17. @davet_etx Love the paint scheme, since I work for Sprint, love seeing that logo on the car!!
  18. Wow, That #halftime show sucked the biggest balls I've ever seen. Also #blackeyedpeas suck donkey cock. Get some talent.
  19. Reason #3 Your Car Smells: That banana you “saved for later”. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt
  20. Reason #2 Your Car Smells: Carburetor mouse nest! Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt