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icanhazgiraffe

  1. RT @Povediitz: Can I live to my last day, gettin honeys that be nasty, gettin money in the fast way
  2. Lol RT @LilTunechi: Was going to go to the Thunder game tonight but was denied by the team to be in their arena. Wow. Smh. Go Spurs!
  3. twitter.com/icanhazgiraffe…
  4. “@ItsJennaMarbles: What's difference between your jokes and your dick? Nobody laughs at your jokes.”
  5. @Povediitz lol
  6. “@DottyLaAbstract: Lmfaooooo, too soon? twitpic.com/9rfb66
  7. “@LowKeyUHTN: #NIGGAWHAT RT @RetroTheron: Jay-Z Metal Fours Be Going Over Niggas Heads B”
  8. @Povediitz sounds like a lucky man 👍
  9. Ughh this has to be stopped RT @OrganicAuthorit: GMO Apples That Won’t Brown Could be Hitting Stores in 2014 su.pr/30T7ar
  10. My left butt cheek definitely broke my fall off the deck I fell off..I'm walking like Lindsay Logan after leaving the DMV offices
  11. “@BeccaAnomaly: "oops I did it again - Britney Spears. this song changed my life so I must tweet this"”
  12. You might see me in the streets but partna you don't know mee
  13. RT @Viva_la_SueSue: There's a resident at my job that looks just like @icanhazgiraffe..I think he used to be a nazi :/ twitter.com/icanhazgiraffe…
  14. Dominicans love thong sandals
  15. “@BeccaAnomaly: "our one true enemy is ourselves. I hate myself therefore I am my own enemy #wisdom"”
  16. “@pandemyx: def forgot my computer speaks in japanese. I just got it to start reading a book and it was dope.”
  17. Lmfao RT @ItsCoolGrey: OMG BRUH. THE BOOK OF REVALATIONS NEVER SAID NOTHING ABOUT NO ZOMBIES. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.”
  18. @DottyLaAbstract Lmfao I wanna try I lives fur the fried chicken
  19. My god the izod matching the ipod