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  1. A great way to get my mother to buy more of something that I like: "Jee...I hope we have enough." 42 minutes ago from txt
  2. The 23rd of December is the suckiest day of the year when you're waiting for Christmas as a kid. One more day, are you shittin' me?? about 2 hours ago from txt
  3. Wh....what?? I didn't know the Star Wars Holiday special actually EXISTS!! I thought it was a cruel but hilarious joke! about 9 hours ago from txt
  4. @blaquerose xD!!! Hi-LARIOUS about 11 hours ago from txt
  5. Your key planet Mercury is bringing you a very clear message t... More for Virgo http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=6 about 22 hours ago from API
  6. Unobtanium...I dunno if that's clever or lazy...I'm going with lazy and Hi-LARIOUS 8:46 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  7. It's easy for you to become confused about a relationship toda... More for Virgo http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=6 12:34 AM Dec 22nd from API
  8. My mom is not a very good date xP 8:41 PM Dec 21st from txt
  9. Your optimism returns today, but you are still cautious becaus... More for Virgo http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=6 12:37 AM Dec 21st from API
  10. I just bought Scratch a camouflage collar! 8D 6:00 PM Dec 20th from txt
  11. Your lack of confidence can get in the way of what you want to... More for Virgo http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=6 12:38 AM Dec 20th from API
  12. Guess who just got her D&D stuff, bitches! 5:11 PM Dec 19th from txt
  13. My dad just admitted me and @blaquerose were substantially more well-behaved than other kids 4:14 PM Dec 19th from txt
  14. I'm a devious degenerate. 3:16 PM Dec 19th from txt
  15. It's challenging for you to know exactly what you are feeling ... More for Virgo http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=6 12:37 AM Dec 19th from API
  16. Introductions? Check. Potty training? Check. Discipline? Still working on it. New home for Scatch? Yes! 4:06 PM Dec 18th from txt
  17. Can cats eat apples? 2:42 PM Dec 18th from txt
  18. -yawns- just woke up from a cat nap with Scratch. Seriously, I have to clip this little #$!@'s nails 2:10 PM Dec 18th from txt
  19. And potty training is making headway - Scratch will be house broken soon 9:31 AM Dec 18th from txt
  20. Okay, I got a few hours sleep. Woke up about 30 minutes ago. Now I'm in the middle of introducing my cat, Daiji, to the stray, Scratch 8:05 AM Dec 18th from txt
  • Name Dai Jones
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  • Bio Starving artist looking for cash and inspiration 8D and cash
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