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  1. this is not The Onion RT @nprnews North Face Sues Teenaged South Butt Creator http://su.pr/2Nfhez
  2. happy birthday Morris Day!
  3. blue eyes likely come from a genetic mutation that occurred only 10,000 years ago among Stone Age settlers near the Black Sea
  4. Edward marries Bella. they fuck, the bed breaks, she gets pregnant. the fetus snaps her ribs &spine. Edward performs a cesarean w/ his fangs
  5. the LHC imparted a proton w/ 1 TeV, a flying mosquito. Goal: a beam w/ 300 trillion protons of 7 TeV—an aircraft carrier traveling 20 knots.
  6. Obama people say scheduling—not political considerations—sidelined meetings w/ Chinese opposition figures. sightseeing plans remained intact
  7. in 1989, the Exxon Valdez spilled 11M gallons of oil over 11M sq-mi of Alaskan ocean. it was only the 53rd largest oil spill in history
  8. CIA estimate: <100 al Qaeda are in Afghanistan. meanwhile ~150 Westerners are believed to have begun working w/ the organization this year.
  9. dancing on the Berlin Wall http://bit.ly/ov46L
  10. by 2050 China will have as many cars as there are on the entire planet right now
  11. In 2008, wolves were known to have killed fewer than 200 cattle and sheep in Montana, and 100 wolves were hunted down in response.
  12. During the inaugural wolf-hunting season, hunters killed the matriarch of a Yellowstone pack scientists had been studying for over a decade.
  13. the Amazon has between 85 and 100 billion tons of CO2 stored in its trees and shrubs, or about 11 years' worth of the USA's carbon emissions
  14. the average Russian consumes 4.75 gallons of pure alcohol a year, more than 2X what the World Health Organization considers a health threat.
  15. "I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars; and if i miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds."—warrior-poet/hero Mike Tyson
  16. "Who would you pick—even if you don't like the SOB? Who would you pick? Arlen Specter."— Joe Biden addressing a fundraiser for Arlen Specter
  17. DPRK authorities noticed women were behind the black market. Now no woman under 49 can trade. they can't ride bikes & must wear skirts.
  18. "A few hours later, Pearl Jam did, indeed, 'bring it.'" —Jeffrey Brown of the PBS News Hour. PBS news is ∞ times better than other TV news.
  19. RT @hexodus Mao's China would have had this tweaker shipped off to a camp long ago. Utterly full of crap, HA: http://bit.ly/2BOjiI
  20. a great French phrase: l’esprit de l’escalier—"staircase wit": the thinking up a clever comeback when it is too late, a la George Costanza