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  1. @toxic_lunch in Baltimore BIG HAIR is always in vogue. It is, afterall, the big hair capital of the world.
  2. @rochira no time to Twitter! Get yourself Twit-o-matic. It slices dices and even writes bad checks.
  3. "Frankly Brumhilda, I don't give a hootin annie ." #1stdraftmovielines
  4. "Make my daytimer." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. "She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like highbeams on a stunned dear about to be rundown on the motorway." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. RT now the challenge is to concoct a vinegar martini that's appetizing: http://bit.ly/4l2lLr @judymottl
  7. Cat enters drawer & shuts herself inside while I sleepily watch from my perch in the bathroom. I tell you, they are magicians. #catmagicians
  8. Jackson irony too cruel.Plays Strawman in The Wizz (the one w/o the brain)... Coroner confirms MJ's brain (or part of it) isn't w/ his body.
  9. @nodleigh a ha ha ha, a yes, enduring embarassment on my behalf while some man eats your "biscotti". Such karma! Such suffering!
  10. @nodleigh Cougars of the world unite!
  11. @nodleigh send Josh to Puerto Rico immediately! Certainly something here needs to be fixed by shirtless person in basket on yonder window.
  12. @nodleigh oh, hecky, the "cocktail waitress" caught me out again. Darn it!
  13. @leighnod I just love it how I have the same cosmo in my hand in ALL the photos of Yusuf's shindig. However did I manage it?
  14. Coroner says Michael Jackson buried w/o BRAIN! "As soon as we are done with the brain, we will return it." #correction
  15. @nicolenetland I'll take that as a Moby recommendation and buy it on iTunes! Thanks Nicole. Happy meditation.
  16. Anyone in Puerto Rico who offers the service of waiting in line on my behalf would be getting filthy rich!
  17. @nodleigh How's Sandra?
  18. @nodleigh thank you darling for the house design comment. It's coming together bit by bit. Suddenly I am the ambassador of good taste.
  19. @nicolenetland how's the new moby?
  20. Muah! Goodbye Microsoft. Google Chrome OS promises to be cheap, fast and uncomplicated-just how I like 'em! http://tinyurl.com/nps4nq