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If the cat doesn't stop shouting at me for yet MORE food, I'm going to kick him in his tiny cat penis. The fat bastard.6:47 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie
RT @FakeAPStylebook: When describing earth-moving machinery, make sure to distinguish between regular bulldozers and deadly killdozers.12:21 PM Nov 18thfrom Tweetie
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Ric Flair's "WOO!" should be transcribed with no "H" and with two O's per second of "WOO!" Take care to time properly.12:19 PM Nov 18thfrom Tweetie