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  1. I don't understand the sadistic civil engineer who built the pathways that Dora the Explorer has to follow. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @dashoff I defy expectation. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dashoff
  3. @dashoff You just keep trying and you'll get it. Or provide great amusement to your girls trying. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dashoff
  4. @adtothebone I am totally going to use the word flirxting from now on. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to adtothebone
  5. OH CRAP IT'S MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. For the first time in three days I am brewing a pot of tea WITHOUT DISSOLVING THREE COUGHDROPS IN IT. It's a my-dad's-birthday miracle. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. A sad day whenever I scrape the last of the pickled onion out the jar, but also a day to celebrate the joy it brought in its too-short life. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut. Let's eat, to the beat! about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Paul hears "The Fast Food Song" ONCE, and three days later he is STILL singing it over and over. I'm an awesome dad. http://bit.ly/6U1uEN about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @Jeff_Chernoff I mean, there is no possibility of anybody except MAYBE Brian May reading that tweet and thinking of Queen. 7:44 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Jeff_Chernoff
  11. @Jeff_Chernoff To be fair, that has nothing to do with what you wrote at all. You tagged the tweet #Glee, not #Queen. 7:43 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Jeff_Chernoff
  12. @Jeff_Chernoff Yeah, dude, but you didn't say "a lot happened." You said, "IT FINALLY happened." Besides, no one likes cryptic. ;-) 7:32 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Jeff_Chernoff
  13. Oh my--the regeneration scenes in New #DoctorWho are ... directly and shamelessly ripped off from the ending of Shrek, aren't they? 8:02 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. @MommyMelee Is it possible he's talking about topiary animals? 1:14 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to MommyMelee
  15. Why a cut on the diagonal, rather than the rectilinear, makes a better sandwich: http://bit.ly/619tAY 12:25 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  16. The Domino's website informs me that Sean began custom-making my order at 7.07PM. 4:10 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  17. NaBloPoMo day 30: I'm sorry, but I just don't think I can finish http://bit.ly/7fLetr 6:20 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  18. @dashoff It almost looks to me like they actually made a perfectly nice boot, but then discovered they'd manufactured too much fur. 6:20 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to dashoff
  19. NaBloPoMo day 29: A weekend of recaptured bachelorhood http://bit.ly/6m7vW3 5:06 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  20. @kimmab Then follow the link, dude. I want to hear what you have to say. 4:48 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to kimmab
  • Name Ian C. Racey
  • Location Virginia, USA
  • Web http://i-ian.blog...
  • Bio A British expatriate in America, a father and an undiscovered novelist
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