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  1. @_Sims Do you think there will ever be a day when you're more attracted to me than my badge picture?
  2. Tonight's dinner is asparagus and bacon. http://yfrog.com/au21eej
  3. After some investigation it's a middle school kid, not a high school kid. I'm not sure what gender he thinks I am yet.
  4. A high school kid is texting my phone because he thinks I'm one of his high school friends. How should I fuck with him?
  5. I've decided to try more Mexican food places in Vegas, starting with Viva Michoacan. Excellent chorizo and great service.
  6. @jennytalia Michael Scott does the same thing all the time.
  7. “I have a sixth sense for spies.” —Sims
  8. @_Sims Only if you'll line dance with me!
  9. Three Chocolates and Skinny Bitch martinis. Awesome date night! http://yfrog.com/4gvfrj
  10. Tonight is date night. I'm excited for good food and martinis.
  11. @vironaut Missing vowels is cool in the web world. Flickr, Tumblr, etc. I'm just trying to fit in.
  12. @_Sims Are people wearing that to show their support for Team Jacob over Team Edward? I can see how that would bag a few pre-teens.
  13. I've always thought that the one thing my name needed was another vowel. http://yfrog.com/4agvbdj
  14. It always makes me happy seeing @_Sims do her morning wake-up stretch.
  15. Ninja Assassin — The touching tale of a ninja with a heart of gold.
  16. I think the flight attendant judged me for ordering 3 drinks on the flight. "You get to play bartender!"
  17. My Southwest flight has wifi on it. Almost makes up for the one hour delay.
  18. Stephanie and I have a plan to make some super awesome macaroni and cheese next week. I'm excited for it now.
  19. I recently found out that anytime anyone says anything negative about Sarah Palin they're being sexist. It's appalling how rampant it is.
  20. Chrome OS: Perfect for majority read-only users, useless for those of us who type "git commit" several times daily.