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Ok our fire alarm could officially wake the fucking dead. I want the head of whoever pulled it.about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
Loosing at liar's dice to "Bittersweet Symphony" and thinking about my alarm at 6:20.about 5 hours ago from txt
I frequently ask myself things like: "who is @jsnw and why is she following me?" but I know she's not a bot so it's cool.about 6 hours ago from txt
"Taco Tequila Trivia Tuesday" -- really?about 6 hours ago from txt
@DashaBushmakin no. The constants are common ground, conflict, and compromise.about 7 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to DashaBushmakin
Ok so the Pinotage at S.N.O.B. Is CRAZY. aftertaste is like a Cuban cigar. No joke.about 7 hours ago from txt
I wouldn't put them in my house but these wine barrel rocking chairs are truly fantastic.about 7 hours ago from txt
@MarkESackett going back to our last conversation... Re: outlets and such :)about 17 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to MarkESackett
@johnperrybarlow sounds like a valid creation theory to me.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to johnperrybarlow
@lizok I was off to sleep right after. Will try to call you from work in a bit.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to lizok
Ending the night with Los Lonley Boys "How Far aid Heaven" - good song11:24 PM Jul 13th from txt
I manage to exit the blender intact! Learning is a bitch. Glad I'm good at it.11:19 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
It irks me that "Some time around midnight" would play at a bar after being in my head for 8 hours. Really. Not a friendly song.10:36 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
I think I swallowed a bag of raw emotions and got food poisoning. When my head clears I'll think about what exactly I ate. Spiiiiiiinnnnn.7:28 PM Jul 13th from web
Okay so not quite Joe Sixpack but come on, he's a run of the mill political analyst. A data cruncher, not a mastermind #iranelection3:27 PM Jul 13th from web
Hey look! Joe-sixpack masterminded the Iranian protests! Yeah, right... not credible guys. Honestly: http://tinyurl.com/mvkexq #iranelection3:23 PM Jul 13th from web
In the end it really is the butterfly's wings that carry or doom us.2:41 PM Jul 13th from web
Things that shouldn't matter, moments with no thought or intent, seem to change the course of history.2:41 PM Jul 13th from web
Life doesn't work in movements but in unfathomably small jerks.2:40 PM Jul 13th from web
@johnperrybarlow Honestly, I think MS is holding the better hand from a business standpoint. As for Dick, he'll get what he deserves.12:50 PM Jul 13th from web