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  1. From the epic production studio's of @GirlDetective we have... http://twitvid.com/22640 6:04 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to GirlDetective
  2. Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. That's not ironic. It's just really fucking bad planning. 6:49 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  3. RT @hotdogsladies: Theory: As long as strangers hold the power to affect your mood, you are deeply and fundamentally fucked. 9:47 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. It's hard as an adult to remember you can actually do anything you want. So today I tie-dyed a cat purple, green and yellow. 5:08 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. I found a piece of software that helps plan and execute assassinations. It's a Killer App. 4:17 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  6. 'Aunt Flo' is not 'paying a visit'. You're having your period and I'm hiding the fucking knives. 4:31 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  7. Damn. People aren't swallowing "Beta" anymore as an excuse for "under developed". Hence my Google Joke will now be released as "Preview". 3:35 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  8. Muse tearing it up 10 years ago: http://bit.ly/jgaPx 11:36 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  9. @NathanFillion Handshake should be three shakes. Two - You don't like me. Four - I don't trust you... 3:37 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to NathanFillion
  10. I hate Plans. I prefer a Strategy, or even better, a Mission Statement. Things that don't involve actually doing something. 5:30 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  11. Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer. - Anon. 3:21 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  12. My Windows 7 review in under 140: Just as fucking annoying to use as any other version. 2:43 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  13. Fun thing for English people to do tonight: Go outside, call an American, and excitedly tell them the UK just broke out into civil war. 11:55 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  14. A trip PC World brings but one conclusion: The amount of stickers a computer has on it is directly proportional to how crappy it is. 10:46 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  15. "Ian, if i catch you making up stuff I say and then tweeting it... you're out of the will." Shit MY dad says. 5:00 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  16. Canadians apologise, the English complain and Americans shoot things. Stereotyping can be fun. 12:55 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  17. I could complain though. I'm English. It's what we do. 12:52 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  18. My first 100 star tweet, and it's one of my only two dick jokes of course... http://favstar.fm/users/ian... I'm not complaining! 12:40 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  19. When I die, I want to be scattered. Not cremated. Just scattered. 5:02 PM Nov 3rd from Wind-Up
  20. UGGs - The male repelling boots.™ 4:02 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie