iamyoushouldtoo
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My honors student beat up your retard.
26 minutes ago
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Fight Ignorance. Start a war.
29 minutes ago
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On this date in history 1984, Mississippi was admitted to the union as the 20th state. 2009, Dantronic...
about 3 hours ago
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@ Happy Birthday!!!! xxxxoooo
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to RaiselM
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Burn out, fade away, burn out, fade away... how 'bout g'night twittersphere. Dream a good one tonight.
about 12 hours ago
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Tila Tequila is engaged. To a chick. A billionaire heiress. They call themselves "U-Haul lesbians". So, um... who wins there??
about 14 hours ago
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I know I'm special, 'cause God don't make no junk. Wait, except for my ex. What a bitch.
about 14 hours ago
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It is unfortunate that I must leave Twitter... tied to a bed post, with only a ball-gag, a Ziploc and a couple hickeys to remember me by.
about 15 hours ago
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Nothing comes between me and my Alvins.
about 17 hours ago
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Technically, my girlfriend is paid for. So I should be able to take her into the men's room, right?
about 19 hours ago
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Q:what are you doing that i should b... A:Strategically planning the commute...
about 20 hours ago
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Ask me anything
about 20 hours ago
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Pro-tip: The more mistresses, the more strokes off your game.
about 22 hours ago
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When you come to my house, leave your worries on the doorstep, the vodka in the freezer, and well, the dead hooker? She'll be OK in the car.
about 23 hours ago
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I believe in using words, not fists. Unless you are thinking about taking the last donut.
about 23 hours ago
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@ 'bout two inches here, then rain. So we lucked out and got mostly a little slush. :D
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to anonygirl
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@ Urg, me too. Like, hibernate sleep...
7:50 AM Dec 9th
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in reply to thisgoodlife
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@ Good! How's yourself? :D
7:24 AM Dec 9th
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in reply to thisgoodlife
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I love making pot jokes. It lets me see who my *real* frinds are.
7:23 AM Dec 9th
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I know it's wintertime folks, but that's no excuse to "fake-bake". ALWAYS use a real bong.
7:17 AM Dec 9th
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- Name Dantronic
- Location Kickin' the stall
- Web http://iamyoushou...
- Bio Likes: Elvis cologne, the *old* New York, refrigerator magnets. Dislikes: two-seam fastballs, incontinence, phrases like *tax evasion*
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