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  1. What does it say about me when my two favourite movies are involve jail breaks in the south?
  2. Why didn't anyone text me when Billy Mays died, but everyone texted me when Michael Jackson died?
  3. Why would a DJ play Amy Winehouse in a world that already has Sharon Jones?
  4. Still lacking at-home computer. Still alive. Improvising. Adapting. Overcoming.
  5. Defiant clerics join Iran protests. Begin casting Heal Minor Wounds. Always good to have a cleric in the party.
  6. Will be away from the internet for a while. Lightning strike blew my surge protector, so my laptop can't charge anymore.
  7. Even cops have tattoos these days.
  8. Ha HA! I was in the navy. That shit never makes me fail to laugh.
  9. @bleaknimue He's been around here around 11am. I might stop him tomorrow.
  10. @bleaknimue Have you gotten anything from the Taco Truck yet? I'm hesitant. Milwaukee Taco Trucks are always so friggin' delicious.
  11. Can't find my iPod. Today I get interviewed about my feelings about #Linux.
  12. RT @stephenfry Functioning Iran proxies 218.128.112.18:8080 218.206.94.132:808 218.253.65.99:808 219.50.16.70:8080 #iranelection
  13. There's like 30 little kids with whistles walking down the sidewalk, blowing away and creating a loud parade. But when *I* do it... cops.
  14. @cassiereichle West Virginia is a very small state, so they're a good match.
  15. Their dome is the largest state capitol dome in the country, and it's leafed in 23 karat gold.
  16. Or maybe it is, fuck man, it's West Virginia, who the fuck knows anything about it?
  17. Amended amended correction: The Kanawha Valley Building is higher above sea level, but not taller altogether.
  18. Amended correction: The capitol *is* the tallest building, the three stories are the only part with offices. It has a done that's 292 ft.
  19. Correction: It is the Kanawha Valley Building in Charleston, at 20 stories.
  20. The state capitol of West Virginia is the tallest building in the state of West Virginia. It is three stories tall.