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  1. time to assassinate a foreign dignitary about 5 hours ago from web
  2. merry christmas to all of my friends- and also my enemies! 5:55 AM Dec 25th from web
  3. RT @merlism: Full details for those seeking to order a copy of Necessary Monsters are now here: http://www.necessarymonsters.com/ Consume! 7:50 AM Dec 21st from web
  4. Brittany Murphy is dead? That means I have to find soemone esle to think about when I masturbate. 1:56 PM Dec 20th from web
  5. Dan O'Bannon- then eccentric, now dead 5:57 AM Dec 18th from web
  6. @davidbaillie asbo lesbo boho hobo! 5:36 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to davidbaillie
  7. Final offer! Foer £2.50 I draw Snoopy on yor body parts! 4:05 PM Dec 14th from web
  8. Also I get to drink rest of wine! 4:04 PM Dec 14th from web
  9. If you get a 2 bottles for £5 deal that's only £10 for a unique artwork! 4:04 PM Dec 14th from web
  10. Plus the cost of the wine! 4:01 PM Dec 14th from web
  11. I will draw your face with wine! Only £5! 4:00 PM Dec 14th from web
  12. I need atristic inspiration in liquid form WINE WINE WINE! and GIN! 3:59 PM Dec 14th from web
  13. ANybody want a schmurgen commissioned drawing? I will splurge forth creatively with pen and ink for only a tenner! 3:56 PM Dec 14th from web
  14. @marcellerby That why I never do commissions. That and no one asks me to. 3:52 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to marcellerby
  15. @MattBadham liked your futureshock- especially the ending! 9:45 AM Dec 13th from web
  16. RT @Hemorrhoid_Cure: I'm going to BET MY REPUTATION that you will cure your hemorrhoids.. http://bit.ly/WCFyc 9:43 AM Dec 13th from web
  17. RT @MKupperman: Pork, veal, sausage, beef, bacon, venison: This tweet is full of meat. 2:46 PM Dec 7th from web
  18. RT @CBCebulski: Still felt like something's missing from the chili so I added half an onion & half a cup of red wine. Gonna let it simme ... 2:38 PM Dec 6th from web
  19. Mmm! Herring! 3:13 PM Nov 25th from web
  20. RT @davidbaillie still having nightmares about @jakeharold's bumcrack after thoughtbubble 3:00 PM Nov 25th from web