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  1. Am I in Disney World? Or in Swindon? I can't tell the difference! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wiltshire/8399996.stm 9:03 AM Dec 7th from web
  2. Fantastic - turned on the TV to find the Shadows playing. Great stuff. Not so sure about that singer they've got though. 11:27 AM Nov 30th from twidroid
  3. Tricky things, carpets. 7:07 AM Nov 22nd from twidroid
  4. @mrsjtonline yup, nice to see y'all! A fine evening! 4:25 AM Nov 22nd from twidroid in reply to mrsjtonline
  5. Builders: not sure whether to be amused by them, or to despair of them. 4:11 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. Infeasibly excited about new vacuum cleaner. Suspect it's made mostly of crashed UFO. 1:06 PM Nov 20th from twidroid
  7. Is there a God? If so, He appears not to want me to purchase a new hoover. 6:52 AM Nov 15th from web
  8. Hell has a special section for extended warranty companies. (And I have been in my house for almost precisely one year.) 10:52 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. I want these, please: http://bit.ly/ePquP 4:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  10. @jtonline good grief, you've had an offer already?? Brilliant! 9:07 AM Nov 7th from twidroid in reply to jtonline
  11. @Red_Bear @jtonline @mrsjtonline great neighbourhood too! Lovely schools. 12:46 AM Nov 3rd from twidroid in reply to Red_Bear
  12. @jtonline shouldn't admit that online, prospective purchasers may be reading! "House practically looks after itself, says @mrsjtonline" 1:51 PM Nov 2nd from twidroid in reply to jtonline
  13. Good flight. Shinjuku is awesome. Ate sushi. About to try to sleep. 6:41 AM Oct 3rd from web
  14. It appears to be traditional to send a tweet from the airport, while drinking beer. I am at the airport, and am drinking beer. 9:23 AM Oct 2nd from twidroid
  15. Making my way to Heathrow, for what should be a fantastic holiday. Yay! 7:40 AM Oct 2nd from twidroid
  16. Am now on holiday. Oh yes. 12:58 PM Sep 30th from twidroid
  17. Heading off to the old alma mater for some swanning about in black tie. And chips'n'cheese from a nearby 'bab van. 7:10 AM Sep 25th from twidroid
  18. Woo, study and wardrobe fitted. Looks good, but two things they'll be coming back to fix. 7:55 AM Sep 16th from web
  19. Stunned that Briatore and Symonds have been sacked/resigned. Seems to be the right move by Renault though. #f1 4:57 AM Sep 16th from web
  20. Working at home today, expecting new study and wardrobe to be fitted. 1:03 AM Sep 16th from web