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  1. SWEATY MAN #bbcqt
  2. @OrlaDoherty oh, no doubt. That's why Delia helps out. Don't ask about Gary Rhodes' hair gel...
  3. @RealSharHorgan evening Sharon. What's your favourite Rob Brydon impression?
  4. @OrlaDoherty I'm on one now. Delia rimming Jamie Oliver while Ramsay knocks one out over Fanny Craddock.
  5. @OrlaDoherty hot three way with Anthony Worrell-Thompson. Back atcha, Doherty.
  6. @OrlaDoherty it's probably his fault she got that gastric band. His eyes wandering across at Lorraine Kelly...
  7. When is Question Thyme back?
  8. Aldi have such a shit celeb in their advert that they have to caption him. Poor Phil Vickery, whoever you are.
  9. @saima it seems impossible to get somewhere to stay without paying a billion pounds? I'd love to, though.
  10. @saima nope, always wanted to, but never had a guide... Did you see Mr. Lee there?
  11. @saima high five, we are on fire tonight
  12. Best Before Dates on advent calendars. It's political correctness gone mad, Stu.
  13. My only real gripe with Gavin and Stacey is her inauthentic Pakistani accent.
  14. @hayjane ouch, poor sod.
  15. RT @MissCay: This has just made me laugh loads. I wish I had the balls to talk to shyster pisstake clients like this. http://is.gd/54dMX
  16. New series of QI and nobody told me! Roll on 9.30!
  17. Anyone have any advance on hummingbird?
  18. @stuheritage shit, you need permission for that?
  19. @princess_louise Deck the halls with boughs of golly #racistsongs
  20. @fuertesknight love it when you talk dirty