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  1. Normally drunk people in their living room will sing something popular like Don't Stop Believing. My Girl by drunk guys does NOT sound good.
  2. It sure is hard to do things you don't want to do...even if that's all that is on your To Do list. Cult of Done don't fail me now!
  3. The fog is getting thicker. And...
  4. The Weather Channel website lies! 55 degrees? Sir, I know 55 degrees and you are not 55 degrees. Try closer to 45.
  5. October was brought on to bring change? but it failed to do so adequately. November, the job is yours. Don't let me down.
  6. Walking thru Target, came across 2 girls who looked 20 or so, looking at an Atari package. One asked the other, What was Atari? Damn kids!
  7. 39 degrees? For some of you, that's nothing. For San Diego, it's pretty frickkin' cold!
  8. Getting cool here in So Cal. Walking the doggeh in the shade, I'm thinking I should put on courduroy shorts or something!
  9. Welcome to another week. Crisp and cool, but sunny. Hopefully it takes its cue from that last part. A sunny outlook would be very welcome.
  10. Sequential turn signals on the 2010 Mustang are the coolest evar! I'm such a little kid. Now get me my damn Hot Wheels!
  11. On a week that has so far merited a solid rating of Meh, we finally arrive at Friday. Can the pending weekend salvage things? We shall see
  12. The hopeful depend on a world without end, whatever the hopeless may say.
  13. Welcome home USS Reagan Strike Group
  14. @thisisnotapril Schweet! I forgot that was tonite!
  15. So did the Chargers' Special Teams actually go down to the stadium for the game tonight?
  16. The lip injections look like a duck bill. The crop sweater shows off your tummy tuck scar. Accept that you have aged and dress accordingly.
  17. Nice foggy night to walk the dog. Maybe it just seems that way after several beers, several Smirnoff Citron shots, and a bunch of SoCo.
  18. Text-a-shot: SoCo at the GF's friend's b-day par-tay!
  19. Was tonite "National Walk Around in the Middle of the Night for No Reason" night? Normally I see 1 or 2 people during my walk. Tonite, 14!
  20. There's actually more drizzle this morning than rain (none) yesterday when it was predicted. Maybe I should be a weatherman. Dad would laugh