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This is a first. Came home from the gym wanting to jump in the shower and discovered that my bath tub was filled with potatoes...about 9 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I'm off to get pumped up with my boys Hans & Franz, when I get back I'm gonna break motherfuckers off like Drago.about 12 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Watching a very tiny child eat a burger that's bigger than his head. Hilarious.4:26 PM Jul 13thfrom txt
I just discovered Solitaire on my phone so just like any good worker bee I intend to play with it all day long.9:35 AM Jul 13thfrom txt
Why does my computer always tell me my speakers aren't plugged in when clearly they are? I'll kill this thing, it thinks I won't but I will.9:52 PM Jul 12thfrom TweetDeck
@pervertedsal Only because you're a red dot that strips in parks near children. All worth it for that one ladies face though.11:26 AM Jul 12thfrom TweetDeck
Making pancakes from scratch because I fancy myself some kind of awesome...9:22 AM Jul 12thfrom TweetDeck
Something in my life isn't going right when it's Friday night & I'm out on the town while my bf's home in his undies playing Fall Out 3.5:25 PM Jul 10thfrom txt
Oh small talk, you're so stupid. People should feel free to be silent at all times. I swear I won't mind.12:15 PM Jul 9thfrom txt
Ugh, preparing for yet another trip to CSI... Hopefully this time I won't leave cursing and swinging.6:48 AM Jul 7thfrom TweetDeck
Damn post drunken night cravings... Damn lack of cravable foods in my house. Damn fruity pebbles smell.2:29 AM Jul 5thfrom txt
Drunk and rock band... Yippee 4th of July. Good times, noodle salad.8:53 PM Jul 4thfrom txt