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  1. more like BM Forster.
  2. i think it was a xena marathon in 8th grade that turned me #whyimgay
  3. j/k its cuz girls are way cute.
  4. my first kiss, with a boy, took place during ace ventura pet detective 2 while he had sour cream and onion chips in his mouth. #whyimgay
  5. @sarahlipstate birds with beards
  6. just saw the dream express at the chocolate factory in lic. really hilarious and occasionally sad. highly recommended.
  7. oh sweet, flowers in the attic is on
  8. following a presentation on weds about bike lanes in manhattan i am done for the semester. i will nap, endlessly.
  9. guys i am officially a vegetarian again. shrimp in oceans across the world heave a collective sigh of relief.
  10. THERE's A MOVIE ABT THE DOG FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS??
  11. Overheard at dinner : 'does the corn soup have corn in it?'
  12. Oh shit theres an actual store called the door store
  13. fried green clamatoes.
  14. can't think of anything i'd rather do tonight than write a paper on the department of sanitation's budget
  15. blown away by "women's perspectives in butoh" performance last night w/ yuko kaseki and mari osanai. http://bit.ly/34hBTB
  16. sunday is America Recycles day. If you don't normally recycle, take the day to sort your trash! if you do, think abt sorting even further!
  17. last minute: i am doing stand-up 2nite at high christina on grand at leonard in wburg, 830, free
  18. sorry i neglect u so bad, twitter. i thought abt u today when the lady at reception popped bubble wrap for two hours straight.
  19. They smile in your face. All the time they wanna take your place. Those (beat) backstabbers. BA-HACKSTABBERS.
  20. Petition 4 billy joel to write a contemporary sequel to 'we didnt start the fire'