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  1. RT @EugeneMirman: Just bought toothpaste & conditioner & got asked if I needed it gift wrapped. Of course I do! Don't you recognize me, ... about 20 hours ago from web
  2. Yesterday I met an otter. Today I climbed a scary ladder AND fed the octopuses. It's like I work at an aquarium! about 20 hours ago from web
  3. Coffee, you are at once a great friend and a great enemy to me. 9:02 AM Dec 9th from web
  4. @i_am_scifi "their" 8:28 AM Dec 6th from Tweed
  5. @i_am_scifi I have yet to see Pyramid anywhere in NYC. When I was in Seattle I drank there hefeweizen all the time. Well, when I drank beer. 8:27 AM Dec 6th from Tweed in reply to i_am_scifi
  6. @i_am_scifi Two things you must eat while you're out there: Agua Verde in Seattle, Cow Chip cookies. 11:17 AM Dec 4th from Tweed in reply to i_am_scifi
  7. The fail is epic over here. 9:11 AM Dec 3rd from txt
  8. Being completely alone on Thanksgiving is very depressing. Being sick makes it worse. And I have work tomorrow, unlike some of you. 3:23 PM Nov 26th from web
  9. I think this bra shrunk. I know my boobs didn't grow. 9:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. @jamiesmart LJ link no worky :( 9:23 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to jamiesmart
  11. She's like "Don't have a freakout" & I'm like "I am not having a freakout." Soon as she left the office I smacked my head w/ the clipboard. 2:16 PM Nov 19th from Tweed
  12. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. #bigbangtheory 9:28 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. Temp job countdown: Two months, 13 days. Best news I've heard in a while. Shhh don't tell anyone I said that. 9:22 AM Nov 17th from web
  14. Guys were working on ceiling lights right over our office keyboard. A few keys are stuck now. Life. 9:20 AM Nov 17th from web
  15. Passed permit test. Now waiting for my number so I can do whatever comes next. 12:10 PM Nov 16th from Tweed
  16. I am going to the DMV to prove I am alive. 10:40 AM Nov 16th from txt
  17. Please I want to go home. 9:36 AM Nov 14th from web
  18. Free eps of the Drew Carey Show: http://bit.ly/cpAzj 5:27 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. I want a doctor's note that just says, "Laura is unable to attend work because she is dead." Dated 11/12/09 - eternity. 6:15 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. Being sick for a day or 2 when you have no sick days is awful. Doctor advising you miss even more work is worse. 6:14 AM Nov 12th from web