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iainabernathy

  1. @OldSpice No thanks, I don't want to smell like a rum-soaked raspberry http://bit.ly/AiFQw
  2. @JohnTheBastard @GlaceLuxuryIce When selling booze was illegal in AL, local restaurant had a jug on counter. If u were eating u serve self
  3. RT @uscensusbureau: No form/no visit? You have 3 days left! Call 866-872-6868 and complete your #census form over the phone.
  4. @boyscouts Chief of elite campers organization arrived in vehicle so destructive to environment, including campgrounds? #BSAJAMBO
  5. @jonessodaco Good morning Jones!
  6. Most beautiful nite ever. Again.
  7. @donqrum @dirty_scheetz FYI - I grow mint, but I recommend you don't in most of US as it's an invasive species. I work hard to control it.
  8. @SimonOnSports Mike Napoli is a baseball player, not an athlete. ;)
  9. @BechtelSummit that's beautiful. My son should be old enough to go in 2014. I can't wait. http://ow.ly/i/2MY0#baK
  10. @livethelushlife You may be injured, but I'm still jealous! ;)
  11. RT @DeathStarPR: #4millionbeliebers (Or as we like to call them, "4 million units of target practice nobody will miss".)
  12. @andrewabernathy I've had raccoons bathing on my deck, and ignoring my window knocking 5 feet away.
  13. RT @DeathStarPR: Staff development day today. The only thing I've developed is an urge to kill people. Which I guess is perfect for an e ...
  14. RT @GlaceLuxuryIce: RT @Liqurious: Divers find oldest drinkable champagne in Baltic shipwreck. 230 year old Veuve Clicquot! http://bit.l ...
  15. @oif Because no one has the right to go through life without being offended. #ndlc2010
  16. @justaddbourbon I'd rather buy a better bourbon & infuse it myself.
  17. @zanelamprey Ask him why he thinks trademarking "steam beer" doesn't make him a complete f'ing ahole.
  18. RT @SlowFoodUSA: The big lie: Poor people can only afford McDonald's. http://bit.ly/9Gat7E from @pubradiokitchen
  19. @tradertiki Something you won't want to mix, like my new fave of the day - tequila corrida anejo, or sazerac rye
  20. @andrewabernathy RT @felixsalmon: Possibly the greatest media prank ever Rupert Murdoch, Neel Shah, and the Short Pants http://bit.ly/aI37X6