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  1. Dear Macho Chicken Burrito, you are not made of eggs, and I'm afraid I have to hold that against you. Merry Christmas. 1:08 PM Dec 24th from web
  2. And the legendary Christmas Crying has begun. 11:09 AM Dec 24th from web
  3. I tried to come up with something funny, but my brain just keeps shouting TAKE OUT THE TRASH ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. 10:15 PM Dec 23rd from web
  4. New rule for myself: Have someone else do the math, THEN cut once. 10:52 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  5. I just earned an hour's worth of idiot points. 7:56 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  6. We may be doing Nora a disservice. If she meets a real tiger in the wild, I doubt saying "red light!" will keep it at a safe distance. 2:48 PM Dec 21st from web
  7. Heater broken. Thank goodness these homemade caramels weren't affected. 8:18 AM Dec 19th from web
  8. It turns out @blarksmythe and I do not have the same taste in women. So...no threesomes in our immediate future? 9:48 PM Dec 18th from web
  9. http://twitpic.com/u2r64 - Coming along! 2:21 PM Dec 18th from TwitPic
  10. Science Friday: data-mining Twitter for earthquake research. Awesome. 11:22 AM Dec 18th from txt
  11. Crocheting in front of The Cutting Edge. It just feels right. 7:20 PM Dec 16th from web
  12. I thought that was called Nasty Christmas. 11:06 AM Dec 16th from web
  13. No, I didn't lock the door. If burglars came in, they would just assume the place has already been ransacked and try the next house. 2:34 PM Dec 15th from web
  14. "See? EVERYONE knows about that spit string." - @evincent517 http://bit.ly/r4r0Y 8:41 AM Dec 13th from web
  15. "Don't make art about the artist. Art is not about the artist. Art is about LIFE." -- Thomas Kinkade's mentor 8:15 AM Dec 13th from web
  16. I wish I could repurpose the brain cells that have been trained to immediately pick out cars the same model as my high school boyfriend's. 11:10 AM Dec 11th from web
  17. Apparently all I needed to do to lose weight was stop exercising. 9:00 AM Dec 11th from txt
  18. Tree done (http://twitpic.com/so0td), mystery craft started (http://twitpic.com/splev). It's how I like to live my life. 1:57 PM Dec 8th from web
  19. My driver's side door needed more character anyway. 11:52 AM Dec 8th from txt
  20. "She's just glowing, because she's experiencing her first interracial relationship." 10:58 PM Dec 6th from web