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- Forgot my camera again. How am I supposed to reverse-stalk Bosscox?about 3 hours ago from txt
- Can anyone recommend an awesome potty training resource?9:28 AM Nov 6th from web
- You're going to regret buying that opaque shower curtain when the zombie apocalypse hits.1:58 PM Nov 4th from txt
- Second pair of pants, and it's only 10 am. Thanks for that, Nora.9:17 AM Nov 4th from web
- Ugh. Now I am going to have to eat another Kit Kat to get the taste of this 100 Grand out of my mouth.2:48 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Bought fruit-scented deodorant. Rookie mistake.7:06 AM Nov 3rd from txt
- My garage is now considerably cleaner than my house.7:09 PM Nov 2nd from txt
- I wish I could have back all the time I spent dreaming about being late.4:37 AM Nov 2nd from txt
- If I didn't have a kid, would my outfit still be classified "Cute Halloween Mom?" Or: Is "Cute Halloween Mom" the best I can hope for now?11:03 AM Nov 1st from web
- Steve Buscemi: the character actor's character actor.10:20 PM Oct 31st from web
- I thought I might never eat again. Then I saw that apple fritter just sitting there...8:18 AM Oct 31st from txt
- Just be glad your nickname isn't Killed-a-Man.11:22 PM Oct 30th from txt
- Nora: "I'm wearing overalls. (Thinks for a minute.) Just like Mario!"11:59 AM Oct 30th from txt
- Just figured out my phone has been on silent. Sorry if I missed your call through sheer idiocy.5:55 PM Oct 28th from web
- "Land? She wants more land? What's she going to put on it, Brumbies?" --@10:55 PM Oct 27th from web
- RT @ FT: "In essence the universe is against you. Sorry about the universe."2:35 PM Oct 27th from web
- Why are bad habits so hard to break?1:22 PM Oct 26th from txt
- Thanks for the laughs, Bette. You've got moxie.10:52 PM Oct 24th from txt
- Hoping the furnace guys broke something when they were here 2 days ago. Otherwise some new & undoubtedly expensive furnace part is broken.3:03 PM Oct 22nd from web
- The Smiths would like a mulligan on this morning, please.9:20 AM Oct 22nd from web
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