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  1. Dear Macho Chicken Burrito, you are not made of eggs, and I'm afraid I have to hold that against you. Merry Christmas.
  2. And the legendary Christmas Crying has begun.
  3. I tried to come up with something funny, but my brain just keeps shouting TAKE OUT THE TRASH ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
  4. New rule for myself: Have someone else do the math, THEN cut once.
  5. I just earned an hour's worth of idiot points.
  6. We may be doing Nora a disservice. If she meets a real tiger in the wild, I doubt saying "red light!" will keep it at a safe distance.
  7. Heater broken. Thank goodness these homemade caramels weren't affected.
  8. It turns out @blarksmythe and I do not have the same taste in women. So...no threesomes in our immediate future?
  9. http://twitpic.com/u2r64 - Coming along!
  10. Science Friday: data-mining Twitter for earthquake research. Awesome.
  11. Crocheting in front of The Cutting Edge. It just feels right.
  12. I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.
  13. No, I didn't lock the door. If burglars came in, they would just assume the place has already been ransacked and try the next house.
  14. "See? EVERYONE knows about that spit string." - @evincent517 http://bit.ly/r4r0Y
  15. "Don't make art about the artist. Art is not about the artist. Art is about LIFE." -- Thomas Kinkade's mentor
  16. I wish I could repurpose the brain cells that have been trained to immediately pick out cars the same model as my high school boyfriend's.
  17. Apparently all I needed to do to lose weight was stop exercising.
  18. Tree done (http://twitpic.com/so0td), mystery craft started (http://twitpic.com/splev). It's how I like to live my life.
  19. My driver's side door needed more character anyway.
  20. "She's just glowing, because she's experiencing her first interracial relationship."