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  1. Forgot my camera again. How am I supposed to reverse-stalk Bosscox?
  2. Can anyone recommend an awesome potty training resource?
  3. You're going to regret buying that opaque shower curtain when the zombie apocalypse hits.
  4. Second pair of pants, and it's only 10 am. Thanks for that, Nora.
  5. Ugh. Now I am going to have to eat another Kit Kat to get the taste of this 100 Grand out of my mouth.
  6. Bought fruit-scented deodorant. Rookie mistake.
  7. My garage is now considerably cleaner than my house.
  8. I wish I could have back all the time I spent dreaming about being late.
  9. If I didn't have a kid, would my outfit still be classified "Cute Halloween Mom?" Or: Is "Cute Halloween Mom" the best I can hope for now?
  10. Steve Buscemi: the character actor's character actor.
  11. I thought I might never eat again. Then I saw that apple fritter just sitting there...
  12. Just be glad your nickname isn't Killed-a-Man.
  13. Nora: "I'm wearing overalls. (Thinks for a minute.) Just like Mario!"
  14. Just figured out my phone has been on silent. Sorry if I missed your call through sheer idiocy.
  15. "Land? She wants more land? What's she going to put on it, Brumbies?" --@saranderson
  16. RT @blarksmythe FT: "In essence the universe is against you. Sorry about the universe."
  17. Why are bad habits so hard to break?
  18. Thanks for the laughs, Bette. You've got moxie.
  19. Hoping the furnace guys broke something when they were here 2 days ago. Otherwise some new & undoubtedly expensive furnace part is broken.
  20. The Smiths would like a mulligan on this morning, please.