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  1. I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/7dx2kV
  2. @Tara_Mann I just got super user privileges too, and I'm gonna start putting every Old Navy in Suckville, USA
  3. As Stringer Bell said "get in with it!!!" RT @TheOnion: Sports: Nets Announce Team Is In Re-Demolition Mode http://bit.ly/7G7Vwj
  4. I think I could be like Houdini,I dare anyone to wrap me up in a burrito- I'm 100% certain I can eat my way out of the center
  5. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Be sure to vary your font use in headlines to aid kidnappers in making aesthetically pleasing ransom notes.
  6. I just became the mayor of Shorty's 32 on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/1IoCr8
  7. RT @kitsunenoir: I know one band who won't be on any of my favorites lists: Dirty Projectors. Stillness is the Move makes my ears want t ...
  8. @longdongyueSL make sure someone watches ur food when you go to the bathroom, do not Rex Ryan eatin it. Who's bigger, him or Hrbek?
  9. Stayed in all night listening to @BearInHeaven , they also list R. Kelly as an influence on their MySpace. There's no reason to dislike them
  10. @michichiz I think we should play 'Hard Knock Life' over & over again that weekend.
  11. "You can't even call this shit a war." "Why not?" "Wars end."
  12. RT @pajiba If you haven't yet, visit the "100 Greatest Quotes from 'The Wire.' The Video" Honestly outstanding. http://tinyurl.com/yzmj4ko
  13. @Tara_Mann hey, there is a new episode of Gangland tonight. The ep is called "Trinity of Blood," how can you ignore it?!
  14. Well okay, prison, new wave, and a lot of full frontal peen scenes were involved..... Yeah still can't piece together
  15. I just saw Bronson. It was interesting. I just wish I could piece together what the hell it was all about.
  16. You know your song is a hit when I yell "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC!!!!"
  17. Done nothing to deserve this, but bloody mary's before the game!!! (@ Tribeca Grill in NYC) http://bit.ly/1bywad
  18. http://twitpic.com/onb7u - Hey Thanksgivin orphans, party at my place!!
  19. I want to ask this guy for some travelling tips, because I am certain that he will tell me I absolutely must stay at The Four Seasons
  20. This guy next to me went to school in Boston but roots for Michigan & USC. I kind of want to ask him how old he was when he sold his soul