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  1. My pregnant sister got in a car accident and slammed her stomach against the steering wheel. They're both fine. It's a holiday miracle.
  2. @lyle_the_intern What do you need those tools for?
  3. @lyle_the_intern you make me laugh so much.... in a good way :)
  4. I just ate shampoo on accident.
  5. Wrapping presents. Us gays have a natural talent for it.
  6. Three out of five people have a fat, unmarried uncle who they think might be gay.
  7. @dynamicdyron haha what would you like?
  8. Who wants a holiday present?
  9. I'm working at the zoo tonight as a mascot. Come hug me!
  10. Do you want to walk the midget?
  11. When does break get fun?
  12. "I can't kill a cop tonight. It would ruin my Christmas." - My Mother
  13. Don't put chilli on your cupcake.
  14. My boyfriend's smile makes me happy.
  15. @syckid92 not damn... more like yay!
  16. Just finished singing the national anthem at the crosstown shootout. Go XU!
  17. @EliseMichelle the team that's gonna win ;)
  18. @Chuges I strongly disagree...
  19. @EliseMichelle you're just jealous...
  20. @TraciOsborne I disagree