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  1. Hiccups negate the otherwise normal reaction of remaining calm.
  2. Call when you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
  3. People often ask what advice I have for the new kids with the new bands. Here ya go sport: http://bit.ly/4Io7Se
  4. Wednesday. #Glee! #vodka #sleepisoverrated #painpills #numb #couch
  5. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH
  6. Star Trek lives on my #iphone.
  7. The Fame Monster - Deluxe. @ladygaga All the awesome.
  8. Best news of the day!!!!! http://bit.ly/55UoiE JACKASS 3-D!!!
  9. RT @antpeople: Rare, Unavailable, and Hard to Find: Adam Ant 1985 KROQ interview http://is.gd/5aqDI #antspotting
  10. RT @davidgauntlett: Repeatweet: Job ad (please RT): We seek bright person with a PhD to run a network linking academics & media: http:// ...
  11. You know you've seen too much porn when you see a girl giving a guy a blowjob and you think to yourself, "man, her teeth are really white."
  12. Now I'm totally in "funeral-mood." I need a palette cleanser.
  13. @aledotph YIKES!
  14. The wife dragged me to a Target. #fml
  15. 50 First Dates is a great movie. Sandler haters be damned!
  16. Holy shit. Grease 2 is even worse than I remembered.
  17. SOAPBOX #37: The faux-hawk is beyond stupid. Make the committment or find another style you emo-tard.
  18. @aledotph Me wantie. Let me know how your install goes.
  19. Plum wine and waiting for rain.
  20. PRAYING the wife is bringing home #startrek TONIGHT!