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  1. BEST-BADLY-TRANSLATED-STORY-ABOUT-LETTERMAN-EVER!!! http://tinyurl.com/bang-up
  2. tvsquad is reporting that i'm not dead (http://tinyurl.com/koalive). i'm reporting that i'm not olbermann, but also not dead. zed, OTOH...
  3. Kodak® has announced it is going to discontinue Kodachrome® film. Good Night Sweet Prints. (damn, iAMolbermann has STILL got it!)
  4. just to be clear: i am not the fake Tony La Russa, Tina Fey, Kanye West or Abe Vigoda (though we all share a tailor)... i AM olbermann!
  5. May Day originally commemorated the fallen workers at the Haymarket Affair which took place in Chicago in 1886 (http://tinyurl.com/haymkt)
  6. happy May Day, honorable olbermentschen! and lest any of your ill-informed friends tell you its a 'commie' holiday, remind them:
  7. i'm very concerned about the swine flu... as a glatt kosher vegetarian i'm wondering: will they be offering a tofu alternative?
  8. just want to wish everyone a happy april 20. no hidden meaning, just happy april 20. april.twenty. jan,feb,mar,apr-twenty. sheesh, i mean p
  9. RT @jennie622: @iAMolbermann you are really fat but i still enjoy you. [really fat or rEalLY PHaT? - the question is: did i enjoy me too?]
  10. i was going to tweet but noticed that the less i say, the more followers i get... hmmm... wonder how i can apply that to beer and tacos?
  11. and keith olbermann says, "Let's Play Oddball!" (hah)
  12. bartender says, "are you kidding? that's crazy... it's all mixed up... you swallow that it'll make you sick!"...
  13. ham, two shots of triple sec, three shots of double sec, squeeze of lemon, dash of bourbon, soupçon of cigar ash, and a twist...
  14. bartender says, "an O'Reilly? never heard of it... how do you make it?".. and keith olbermann says, tomato juice, cough syrup, vodka...
  15. and we lost one!!! nice job, everyone! drinks are on me... hey did you hear, keith olbermann walks into a bar and orders an O'Reilly...
  16. still 666... this time for sure... A dyslexic man walks into a bra... (whew) i AM olbermann
  17. wait... this'll lose a few: A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what is this - a joke?"
  18. here, lemme help: duck walks into a bar and says, gimme a beer... bartender says how you gonna pay for that? duck says, put it on my bill.
  19. OMG!!! i have exactly 666 followers (the twitter of the Beast!) please, someone drop off, or a couple of you stand on each-other's shoulders
  20. @Belladonnamc thanks! a nice looking group of folks. i may do a new one every week or so. here's the key: http://sxoop.com/twitter/mosaic.pl