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  1. @knitterplease squirrels! http://dlisted.com/node/34973 about 16 hours ago from web
  2. @benredux there's also a slight whiff of vespa and american apparel 10:16 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to benredux
  3. @ibrendell do you have a tiny emo tear sliding down one cheek now? 10:07 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ibrendell
  4. @benredux tried PS kinetic - sucksville. Perhaps the camera would work better if we lived in a warehouse - wii fit here we come. 10:05 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. When it's 11:45pm and your husband uses the word "transliteration" you know it's time to call it a night. 11:47 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. @benredux and were they all in the shape of fantastical creatures? 4:59 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to benredux
  7. feeling so unmotivated to do anything school related. ugh. 10:14 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. @benredux well...I am feeling a bit cold. Being burned at the stake may be just what I need! 10:10 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to benredux
  9. @benredux <3 2:17 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to benredux
  10. I totally didn't understand an obvious Desperate H.W.'s reference a friend made tonight. I've never seen it. Is this good or bad? 10:50 PM Nov 16th from web
  11. interesting...http://bit.ly/3z8RIG 9:36 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. @RedTheTrucker a little letter in the mail slot action? 4:06 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to RedTheTrucker
  13. @benredux good answer honey. good answer. 3:59 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to benredux
  14. @benredux and that person is usually you! 3:26 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to benredux
  15. quoting @benredux: if I bleached my asshole there would be no tan place on my whole body. 3:25 PM Nov 14th from web
  16. @ibrendell do you have to bring your dog? We could come over and take her on a walk that day if you guys want to go. 3:24 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to ibrendell
  17. damn. ate the whole chick-o-stick. #dietfail 9:31 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. @benredux fo sho. If you didn't like vaginas so much I might wonder... 9:19 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to benredux
  19. @bendredux ....like a spouse. 8:26 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. @benredux just buy her a damn chick-a-stick cuz she has PMS. then rub her feet. please. 8:25 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to benredux
  • Name hzam
  • Location San Diego
  • Bio vegan. mom. student of library science. wife. napper. lover of the outdoors and chocolate.
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