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hotdogsladies
Clichés are metaphors on steroids.
about 5 hours ago
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bmf
#Radar (number) - (complaint) is what I am proposing as the new standard for Twitter bitching. Criticism.isConstructive = YES;
08:11 AM May 10, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Today, Clinton distanced herself from the controversial "black gold" remarks made by close friend and hillbilly oil magnate, Jed Clampett.
11:25 AM May 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Enthusiastic endorsements from Snuffy Smith and Li'l Abner are expected to broaden Hillary's appeal amongst poor, fictional whites.
06:36 PM May 08, 2008
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bbum
Because she didn't retain her delegates.
10:04 AM May 08, 2008
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bbum
How do you know Hillary Clinton is a Cocoa programmer?
10:04 AM May 08, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I'll bet Hillary is secretly relieved that it's almost over. So she can get back to the deeply religious, agrarian lifestyle that she loves.
09:23 AM May 07, 2008
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TreeOfMike
If you think the Gas Tax Break is a good idea, please move to Iran.
11:36 AM May 07, 2008
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gruber
Cronenberg is a very fine director, but his movies are so Canadian they should count as foreign films.
01:38 AM May 05, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Decluttering: Listening to beloved 80s mixtapes one last time before saying goodbye. A weirdly difficult wake for my power-pop youth. [snif]
10:29 AM May 04, 2008
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gruber
Went for a run. Left foot felt funny the whole time. Ends up I had one of those new Smart cars wedged in the shoe tread. Sorry!
06:58 PM May 01, 2008
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cabel
In mu house, watching TV... on a TV in an apartment in GTA IV. This is the future, people.
12:38 AM April 30, 2008
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pvponline
okay enough. I got eye-goofies. Let's just leave it there. if we webmd diagnose I'lll end the day thinking I have the HIV
09:26 AM April 29, 2008
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pdwryst
Todo: track FTW and FTL on twitter and the web to objectively determine winningness and suckiness.
01:27 AM April 29, 2008
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gruber
I haven’t seen so many people so gaga over a typing game since “Mavis Beacon Shows You Her Tits”.
11:54 PM April 24, 2008
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benstiglitz
Trying to stop the architecture astronauts from getting their hermetically-sealed-glove-covered hands on this project.
04:33 PM April 24, 2008
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pdwryst
the voting will continue until morale improves
06:15 PM April 23, 2008
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TreeOfMike
There are three messages on my answering machine, from Ed Rendell, Michelle Obama, and Bill Clinton. Who knew I had such powerful friends!
04:35 PM April 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Oh look. Email with a password sent as cleartext. Maybe next time just Twitter it to me. Or be super-safe and skywrite it in ROT13.
02:43 PM April 16, 2008
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JohnWonderlich
seems unnecessarily harsh to label breath as "bad". it's breath--maladorous, perhaps, but not evil.
09:29 PM April 15, 2008
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