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  1. I think I just heard the universe creak a bit under the weight of the moment.
  2. Elk season over. Apparently the Elkin Old Ones have trained their students well in the Way of the Elk-Ninja.
  3. At elk camp again. Caught a bull and three cows napping. They still got away.
  4. 7 miles up a mountain, elk license, elk rifle. No elk.
  5. I lost more money today than my share of the bailout would have cost.
  6. Welcome to the Year of Jubilee. Coming soon: Armageddon.
  7. Little known fact: factcheck.org is a project of The Annenberg Foundation, which (surprise!) funds the Brady Campaign. Non-partisan, eh?
  8. Internet still down. Crazies on the idiot box claiming that we are going into another Great Depression. Fool-the-ignorant electioneering.
  9. Thunderstorm, broadband out. Using iPhone for Internet. Feels like camping out.
  10. I think I am having an ontological crisis. Then again, perhaps I am not.
  11. Bought replacement die for friend. Ended up spending $100 more on me. Bullets, dies, philosopher stone. Feed wife chocolate or else.
  12. Failed to turn gunpowder into gold. Turned a good sizer die into scrap.
  13. Late coming home.
  14. Waiting at sportsmans wherehouse for Hodgdon alchemy.
  15. Little known fact: Charlie Gibson confesses to Sarah Palin: "I... am... George... Washington..." -- exact words.
  16. Little known fact: Sarah Palin made Charlie Gibson cry. Twice.
  17. Oh yeah, now I remember! I bet we could return America to ascendancy in the world by listening to every stupid thing Matt Damon says.
  18. Took a long nap yesterday and woke up with a clear vision of how to bring about real change in America. Should have written it down...
  19. Little known fact: Matt Damon is terrified of Sarah Palin, his own shadow, and sound of crickets.
  20. Just took two benadryl. If found wandering the streets, please return me to my family.