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  1. 11-year old Rei determined that if he was to live up to the international distinction of Japan, he needed to commit suicide at age 81.5.
  2. Ever wary of panty thieves on his beat, the patrol officer was sure to take into custody all the sexy pairs he could come across.
  3. Mie wasted no time plucking out his eyes with her chopsticks and eating them! Anime character bento were great fun!
  4. The bank tellers gave the former Olympic karate gold medalist high marks as he easily dispatched the security guards.
  5. The postal workers were impressed by the skill and speed of the former Olympic karate gold medalist as he dispatched the security guards...
  6. A hardcore belly button junkie from back in the day, the Raijin demon was caught hanging out around the women's shower during storms.
  7. Steadying the power drill with a lewd grin, Ohsuke screwed the robot hooker with his biggest bit.
  8. Just as Nana exposed her navel, misfortune struck with the lightening; a Raijin demon appeared and sucked her inside out through it!
  9. Hayato loved to cosplay his favorite voice actresses, but their skins were often too small for his buff sportsman frame.
  10. As the tentacles brushed her inner thighs, Aika realized too late that the smell in the bathroom was not from her boyfriend's last visit.
  11. Bullets burst from her mouth like insults, peppering the unfinished tattoo on the yakuza's back with a smiley face grin.
  12. To prove Mari wasn't upset her twin sister had slept with her hubby on their birthday, she lit the penis decorating the cake herself.
  13. Cloning a second set of her mammoth mammaries below the first, Sae started her own freshly-squeezed bottled-milk venture.
  14. Dildo Rangerette's career as a sentai superheroine was short-lived when she couldn't bring herself to use her weapons on anyone but herself.
  15. The orges of Onigashima high-fived Momotaro for bringing such a fine and varied selection of meats to their annual BBQ.
  16. Revving the fusion engine of her mecha panda, China raced toward the slobbering, panty-thieving pack of ghouls!
  17. Reiko let out a blood-curdling scream when the ghost in the mirror threatened to take her legs, and hen remembered she had none.
  18. Entering the ink establishment, the white Chinese dragon inquired about overweight, balding biker tattoos.
  19. Yuto's new girlfriend was a Surprise Buttsex freak, he just wished rigor mortis hadn't set in.
  20. The young dancing maiko slowly lifted the hem of her kimono revealing her silky sweet bush and the mutant beast that lived within.