hydeordie
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ed harris is making me want to go to home depot.
about 1 hour ago
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this year i am most thankful for ll cool j.
about 2 hours ago
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"i wish i had a better drunk nickname than 'no we don't have avacados, this is circle k'"-my brother evan
about 20 hours ago
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@ really glad i get to witness this crab cake/stuffed mushroom dramz on twitter.
about 23 hours ago
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i had a bag full of chips, and i AM talking ruffles. i ate all of them and now i am miserable. those ridges are too tempting.
about 23 hours ago
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You never hear the name Thergood anymore.
1:35 PM Nov 24th
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there is about to be so much cage and kilmer up in this joint!
9:49 PM Nov 23rd
from txt
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I ate way more than my fair share of potstickers for breakfast. It was totally worth it though.
10:35 AM Nov 23rd
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i have officially hit the wall in the marathon of moving. i am fairly certain that this is when it is apprpriate to say "it's miller time!"
7:25 PM Nov 22nd
from mobile web
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you could buy sunglasses, get an espresso, buy a bong AND rent a uhaul at that place. talk about servicey.
10:32 AM Nov 21st
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@ i didn't know socialites also enjoyed my favorite breakfast pastries!
10:16 AM Nov 21st
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alright kiddies, wish me luck with all the u-hauling today. if you see me on the road, my cb radio call name is "big tex"
8:44 AM Nov 21st
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Guys, I don't know how to tel you this...How does one go about this in 2009? Ok, i'll just say it...J.Lo's new song is a jam.
4:23 PM Nov 20th
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@ glad i could bring up some tedious and obnoxious memories!
6:18 PM Nov 19th
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@ i do too. i blame your internet absence for my lapse in judgement.
6:13 PM Nov 19th
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hip hopera!! how could i forget that term? i am really upset with myself.
6:05 PM Nov 19th
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remember when beyonce was in that mtv rock opera "carmen"?
5:53 PM Nov 19th
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i am disturbed by the smell of kitty litter in my car. i do not own a cat.
11:33 PM Nov 18th
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@ your "rear den" joke wins life.
8:29 AM Nov 18th
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has the porn name Tagney Daggart been taken? if not i call dibs.
8:56 PM Nov 17th
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