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  1. According to Stephen King, "Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight) can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
  2. OMG what just happened to the Google homepage? Colored buttons?
  3. @jpgardner Sounds pretty sweet. Even if it's not for the AMC I initially thought it was.
  4. @goldenfiddle Awesome posters! Can I get one on legal size?
  5. @brittneyg a link to your vid went live on Urlesque. Thanks for catching that awesome lady. http://bit.ly/subwayworkout
  6. RT @urlesque: Need to loose some extra poundage, but can't find the time? Join these subway exercisers -- wtf? http://bit.ly/subwayworkout
  7. Working Out on the Subway. Next stop, fit and trim. http://www.urlesque.com/200...
  8. The best penguin products that look like penguins. http://www.urlesque.com/200...
  9. @markarayner Congrats on the book love. I listened to the 1st episode back in the day. I should get back to it.
  10. @kellyreeves My pug only does puppet shows. http://www.urlesque.com/200...
  11. Caution! Sneezing into a piece of paper causes blowback.
  12. Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. Seriously? How could this be the title of a real movie starring Shia Labeouf?
  13. I have never seen The Godfather: Part II.
  14. RT @urlesque Wolf Spider Babies Are Horrifying - Urlesque http://bit.ly/4nKQi3
  15. Super boring video of a Bugatti Veyron wrecking into Lake http://bit.ly/3fC4mG
  16. There are so many things I wish I could launch my car off of just once. Like a ramp into the back of a landscaper's truck.
  17. The only hang-up to shaving without a mirror in the shower is evening out the sideburns.
  18. I DOOOOOO DE-CLAIR!
  19. Dexter IRL??? http://bit.ly/ITfVj
  20. A piece I did at Urlesque: Awkward Internet Family Photoshops http://bit.ly/3NXdzL