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  1. My Twitter account is dusty from disuse.
  2. I am looking forward to being a boxcar hobo artist now that the New Depression is finally here. Paper bags and crackers for Christmas!
  3. If I had the power of hiring and firing, people I work with should watch out.
  4. Today a guy proposed a course called "Using Your Diary As Your Therapist." I'm going to propose one called "Breathing Oxygen."
  5. I just suddenly signed myself up for a heap of reviewing work! I do love those fresh-faced debut novelists...
  6. Final conclusion about jury duty: AWFUL. I am glad it only lasted one day. I am sorta depressed about justice in NYC.
  7. Best question the judge asks jurors: yr fav. magazine. I am going to say Cat Fanciers Monthly.
  8. Apparently, you can get "nail eyelashes" on willoughby street. That's what the sign says!
  9. I am enjoying my nearly two hour civil servants' lunch break!
  10. There is a woman here who is doing nothing but eating animal crackers AND STARING AT ME.
  11. They said they would put the TV on w/ subtitles. They should totally play episodes of Night Court.
  12. I was not called for the first round. I know its random but I feel like a jury reject.
  13. Juror orientation video was AWESOME. Starring Diane Sawyer and people in Middle Ages outfits (demo of 'trial by ordeal.')
  14. Pick-up line of construction worker on Jay street: "Go to bed with me." Simple & totally ineffective.
  15. 6:30 a.m. wake-up call for jury duty: YESSSS.
  16. On this my summer Friday off, I have managed to get precisely nothing accomplished.
  17. I have jury duty on Monday. I am going to record it via Twitter.
  18. Lady @ post office: "You have to have 1 sense."
  19. You've got all that is really needed to save a dying world from its funklessness. (Parliament)
  20. Whenever you get an email from someone with the subject heading "Drama," you should not open this email until you've had some coffee.