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  1. Just got autoupgraded to Chase Sapphire card. Don't believe the hype: my life is still flip flops and t-shirt, not diamonds & cocktail dress
  2. Buffy, Willow, and Cordelia all have kids. I feel old.
  3. I just voted for http://pic.gd/2ee743 Check it out! #TweetPhoto
  4. Blond ponytail, black tee, pink running shorts - I love my view
  5. @LizClaman re: mens Hanes tanktop XS - Don't tease us :-) (that's my not-creapy smilie emoticon)
  6. quarter to three - better check my email today
  7. Some people you don't to hear anything from. They talk too much about nothing important or interesting
  8. Tim Geithner wants banks to ask what they owe the country?! How about squat. Banks work for shareholders, depositors, and lenders ASSHAT
  9. "I don't want to put insurance cos. out of business." Of course, that would be like putting the Golden Goose out of business. #Obama #tcot
  10. @RebeccasOffice Wearing Monday's thong on Tuesday is fine. It just means you were going commando on Labor Day
  11. Early morning infomercial's claim "Eat cookies - lose weight!" seems somewhat dubious
  12. @sherilynch @bobandsheri Nice ODB reference, Sheri. Wu-Tang!!!
  13. @bobandsheri Hey Capt mathematics! J Cleese was over 50 when he married last. If Allie got your $ bequest @ age 50, still time 4 misfortune
  14. According to the Simpsons, what is a hot tub like? Like getting a backrub from an orgasm
  15. Hi, my name is Hurley. It has been 1 day since my last drive-thru meal. / all recovering addicts together: Hi Hurley
  16. I'm listening to "The End of Overeating." Last night I had an excuse to go out & ergo needlessly visiting a drive-thru. Didn't go-sm.VICTORY
  17. @kpereira Please mention to Carissa that legions of G4 Twitterers want to follow her. Contest: 50K followers by Fridasy=bikini pudding dive!
  18. @sherilynch I enjoyed your wry meat & pudding double entendre. It was almost as if you were tweeting about your daughters instead of
  19. Win a Nikon D5000 (or 5,000 photo scans) from @ScanCafe and @scottbourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/4mJGr
  20. @flargh muchas gracias re: Tequila Day