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I'm in love with McSteamy.
Guess what? I'm hammered in Denver!!!!!!!!!!
May mommies...check it beeeyotches!
Beautiful weather in Minnescrotum today and I just left work for the rest of the weekend!!
Good morning!! Working a half-day today. Woohooooo!!
I'm never eating lobster fondue again. Kill. Me. Now. Please.
@jenfer218: grab those bad boys tight and don't let go!!
@sfreeman want me to finish that for ya?
I SAID...fess up!! ;)
Had anyone ever sent a tweets whilst taking a deuce? Fess up!!
@sfreeman: you didn't put me on the spot. I was confused. And you are a giant nerd.
@sfreeman: nevermind! Must be the crack. ;)
@sfreeman: you put me on the spot preacherman!
@sfreeman: kathy mattea was overplayed in my house on the 90s. I just can't do it. Does she still have a giant perm??
My PEEP ransom note says "We have your PEEP. If you alert the authorities, we will make smores. Instructions to follow...". :)
I'm trying to wrap my brain around the sheer number of tweets that AmyZQ sends out on a daily basis. Good lawd woman!
Jesse Ventura on Larry King Live ~ HOLY HELL. The hair, oh God the hair!!
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, you know what that means? (Heeeeellllppp...this song is embedded in my brain!!)
@AmyZQuinn I'm finally getting your tweets!!
I'm twittering on my jog! Hee hee!!