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  1. Ya know, being jobless on a beautiful day like today does NOT suck!
  2. Mmmmm...Casa del Hunz smells of pork chops baking in beer!
  3. Give me back that filet-o-fish, give me that fish...
  4. Nothing like a little lunchtime mancandy!
  5. Look who's back on Twitter!!
  6. I'm in love with McSteamy.
  7. Guess what? I'm hammered in Denver!!!!!!!!!!
  8. May mommies...check it beeeyotches!
  9. Beautiful weather in Minnescrotum today and I just left work for the rest of the weekend!!
  10. Good morning!! Working a half-day today. Woohooooo!!
  11. I'm never eating lobster fondue again. Kill. Me. Now. Please.
  12. @jenfer218: grab those bad boys tight and don't let go!!
  13. @sfreeman want me to finish that for ya?
  14. I SAID...fess up!! ;)
  15. Had anyone ever sent a tweets whilst taking a deuce? Fess up!!
  16. @sfreeman: you didn't put me on the spot. I was confused. And you are a giant nerd.
  17. @sfreeman: nevermind! Must be the crack. ;)
  18. @sfreeman: you put me on the spot preacherman!
  19. @sfreeman: kathy mattea was overplayed in my house on the 90s. I just can't do it. Does she still have a giant perm??
  20. My PEEP ransom note says "We have your PEEP. If you alert the authorities, we will make smores. Instructions to follow...". :)