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  1. @Bumwhackit You are charged with being drunk in charge of a laptop.
  2. Gold seal. Hell yeah.
  3. @Bumwhackit Don't you "cunt" me - you've been tailing cock all afternoon.
  4. Sat in my local, drinking Long Island Iced Tea by an open fire. I might just stay here forever.
  5. @Susancassandra1 True dat.
  6. I'm almost stoned enough to enjoy Sean Lock's stand up. Kids, don't do drugs.
  7. @gilescoren How much for Peter Falk?
  8. @johnb78 You forgot ze classic bifteck et 'erring paste au camembert. Chef Michel will not be 'appy.
  9. I'm old enough to remember Killing In The Name Of the first time around. It was a novelty single back then, and nothing's changed.
  10. RT @ewenmacintosh: If the Number 1 single *actually* makes any difference to you then you listen to too much Radio 1 and are a dick anyway.
  11. Cava, port and Bailey's are all on offer at Sainsbury's. It's as if they read my shopping list.
  12. @VizTopTips CHELSEA FANS: Get yourself a Staffordshire bull terrier - that way you'll really stand out from the crowd.
  13. @markdarby You're on your own with that one. The Smiths were the soundtrack to my life in 1980s Manchester.
  14. @markdarby Congratulations, you have won a free David Baddiel.
  15. Dead Pool 2010: Peter Falk, Bob Dylan, Alex Ferguson. #deadpool2010
  16. @karlpilkingtonq Oasis! I got one!
  17. @khairoun Luck how? Don't get it. Am trashed.
  18. .@HestonFatDuck might be able to cook a dormouse, but he seems incapable of posting on Twitter. Me, I have the exact opposite skill set.
  19. Al Murray's act might be ironic, but so's the bar I'd like to smack him with.
  20. Fucking snow. Two hours to get to work, three hours at the office, then three hours and £40 to get back home. Grrrr.