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@yummy_cornbran I'm actually surprised you didn't put the message right on the cover in bold lettering and a picture taped on.about 3 hours agofrom Tweetie
@yummy_cornbran In your next new notebook go to page 53 and write something like "I'm so lucky to have a great ass". A great morale lift.about 4 hours agofrom Tweetie
How many silver Honda Civics are there in Ottawa you ask? MANY! Starting to think my car may have been stolen. A very funny day if it has.1:42 PM Jul 12thfrom Tweetie
Today marks the 100th same old boring haircut mark of my life. Number 2 in the back and sides please. Not much off the top.11:54 AM Jul 12thfrom Tweetie