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@yummy_cornbran That sounds reasonable. Perhaps in time they'll all be lucky enough to see it. Good luck in that quest.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
@yummy_cornbran I'm actually surprised you didn't put the message right on the cover in bold lettering and a picture taped on.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
@yummy_cornbran I figured it would be. Just wanted to check to make sure.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
@paultelner he's a heart breaker that bastardabout 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to paultelner
@yummy_cornbran In your next new notebook go to page 53 and write something like "I'm so lucky to have a great ass". A great morale lift.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
@SuzeMuse The man sitting in the bathroom stall next to mine is talking to himself.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SuzeMuse
I've decided to kick start my wardrobe with some Hawaiian style shirts. Excited to show them off. http://yfrog.com/59wf9jabout 23 hours ago from Tweetie
@ryankibby you ain't kidding. I was thinking a bright yellow Ford Pinto.2:59 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to ryankibby
@L3igh @tanningsalons Give me Ben's smoked meat any day...2:57 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to L3igh
@tanningsalons @L3igh. I'm with Leigh on that one.. OVERRATED.. Shitty service by a bunch of assholes.2:40 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to tanningsalons
@L3igh @tanningsalons. Hey Hickey.. How about spending a little more time with Emily and a little less time checking Twitter on your BB..2:25 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to L3igh
@tanningsalons That poor girl is thinking why the hell did you bring me to this shithole!2:21 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to tanningsalons
Halt your calls to the police... I found my car finally. I'm officially an idiot! http://bit.ly/ZakH01:47 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
How many silver Honda Civics are there in Ottawa you ask? MANY! Starting to think my car may have been stolen. A very funny day if it has.1:42 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
I like to document the really stupid things I do. Standing in downtown Ottawa having no clue where I parked my car. http://bit.ly/LQMAb1:29 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
Today marks the 100th same old boring haircut mark of my life. Number 2 in the back and sides please. Not much off the top.11:54 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
@petercoffin I imagine the MMA segment must have required a top notch security team.9:13 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to petercoffin
Caught "Bruno" last night with my peeps. Sacha Cohen strikes gold again. Hilarious. #bruno8:34 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
@paultelner I liked Borat a touch more mostly because that character to me is a little more endearing. Still a hilarious movie. LOved it.8:31 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to paultelner
I hear Gatorade and Meat are the latests treats for people in the spotlight.8:28 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie

Name Glenn Humplik
Location Ottawa, Canada
Web http://zoice.com/
Bio Single Dad; Geek; Lover of Technology, Music and Watermelon; Hockey Fanatic; Bad Dancer; Procrastinator; Man/Boy with a phobia of straws

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