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humplik

I've been keeping my cell phone in my back pocket lately. Is there such a thing as ass cancer? Or will I be the first idiot to get it?

humplik The good ole USA just became a little less american today. Un budweiser s'il vous plait.
humplik itool: (noun) loser who waits in line for an iphone.
humplik How easily we become the junk we accumulate.
humplik Laughing at all the big idiots who camped overnight to be the first to get an iPhone. Get a life people, It's a cell phone. A CELL phone.
humplik From my brain to my fingers, from my fingers to the net. If you keep on reading this message, crap is what you'll get.
humplik The world would be a better place to live in if everyone flushed their toilet after finishing up. Some things I simply do not need to see.
humplik Hangin out with the P Jroo tonight.
humplik At work trying very hard to turn my brain back on.
humplik Happy NHL Unrestricted Free Agent Day everyone! Oh, and Happy Canada Day too.
humplik Am I the only one who has never heard the term "Business in front, party in the back"?
humplik The world for me is a better place knowing mini-me is getting some action. Although i'd sooner be spared from seeing any of it.
humplik There’s nothing like taking out the garbage and having some thick dark liquid ooze unto your bare hands by accident. Gross, gross, gross!
humplik Men who drive big trucks scare me. I'm not sure why, they just do. I'm sure this must root back to my childhood. Is this normal or a phobia?
humplik Just finished watching the documentary "Metal: A Headbanger's Journey". A hour and a half well wasted. Catch it! http://rurl.org/tov
humplik Keeping busy cleaning my daughter's drool off my Aphex Twin CDs.
humplik Gearing up to go to the NHL draft tonight at SBP. Should be fun to watch the hockey world make their moves. Who will the Sens pick? Hmmm.
humplik Living in the 24 hour loop called life. Although today's loop included delicious BBQ Ribs and Chicken. More yum yum for the tum tum.
humplik Ever feel like you should be outside building an ark?
humplik Are hairy ears the ultimate sign of manhood or simply a display of poor personal grooming habits? I ask because I have a situation growing.